You know, the assinine ways they have of making you feel like a complete and total idiot in front of your friends.
B is for Butthead:
You know, the butthead who leaves the toilet seat up, flushes it while you are in the shower, or saran wraps the toilet seat just for you.
C is for Crazy:
You know, the way he makes you crazy when he repeats back to you exactly what you "DIDN'T" say.
D is for Dumbass:
You know, when he pretends to be dumb, like oh you meant for me to pick up that on the way home? Or the infamous: No! I know where I'm going, after you have driven 177 miles out of your way to a place you were not going.
E is for Elvis Syndrome:
You know, when he comes up to you during that time of the month, grinds his pelvis in your backside, and thinks you are going to give "it" up to him just because!
F is for FUBAR:
You know, when he finally gets around to fixing that thing taht you have repeatedly asked him to fix for the past 3 years. Only, to discover he didn't know what he was doing and it is Fu*ked Up Beyond All Recognition.
G is for G:
H is for H:
I is for I:
J is for J:
K is for K:
L is for L:
M is for M:
N is for N:
O is for O:
P is for P:
Q is for Q:
R is for R:
S is for S:
T is for T:
U is for U:
V is for V:
W is for Whine:
X is for X:
Y is for Y:
Z is for Z:
Okay, I'm still working on this one...but when I'm through hopefully I will be able to do one on "A-Z on MEN and why we love them!" I still haven't got the answer back on that one!
