I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray.
As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals
or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful. I like that in you.

I cannot tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living.
Fool! You are mine!
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years
and I still don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God.
I am only using you to get even with God.
He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use
you as long as possible to pay Him back.

You see, fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell.
That way we'll be together twice.

This really hurts God. Thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life.
With all of the good times we've had...

We've been lying, cheating, stealing, gossiping, backstabbing people,
copping bad attitudes, fornicating, partying, cursing people out,
telling dirty jokes, watching dirty movies, overeating,
being disrespectful to adults and those in leadership positions,
having no respect for the church. In general being a hypocrite.
Surely you don't want to give THAT up?

Come on, fool! Let's burn together forever! I've got some hot plans for us.
This is a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible. I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in.
HAA HAA HAA...You make me sick!

Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look twenty years older.
I need some new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat,
gamble, gossip, fornicate, listen to and dance to the top ten jams.
Do all of these in the presence of children and they will do it too.
Kids are like that.

Well, fool, I must leave you for now but I'll be back soon to tempt you again.
If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins
and live for God with what little life you have left.
It's not in my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age
and still be sinning, it's getting ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...
It's just that you would make a better fool for Christ.

Insincerely Satan

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"Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz like,
you're crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

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