DINNER ROLL BARBIE
A Barbie with mutiple love handles, double chin, a curvy belly, generous [boobs] and [butt], and voluminous thighs. Comes with a miniature basket of dinner rolls, Bucket o' Fried Chicken, a gallon of ice cream, three packs of potato chips, a T-shirt that reads, "Only the Weak Don't Eat", and of course, an appetite.
BLUE COLLAR BARBIE
Comes with overalls, protective goggles, lunch pail, UAW membership, pamphlet on union organizing and pay scales for women as compared to men. Waitress outfits and cashier aprons may be purchased separately for Barbies who hold second jobs to make ends meet.
OUR BARBIES OURSELVES
Anatomically correct Barbie, both inside and out, comes with spreadable legs, her own speculum, tiny maxi-pads, sex toys, and booklets on sexual responsibility.
BISEXUAL BARBIE
Comes with Ken and Skipper.
TRANSGENDER BARBIE
Formerly known as GI Joe
BIRKENSTOCK BARBIE
Finally, a Barbie with horizontal feet and comfortable sandals. Made from recycled material.
--by Heath Row (Rainbow Confusion)
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