Dyke Test:


So You Think You're a Dyke? Dare to Find Out?

Author Unknown. Anyone who knows the author please contact mtnlvr11.

Directions: Give yourself noted points for questions.

1. Do you own a truck? 5
2. Do you own a foreign car? 1
3. Does the vehicle you drive most have standard transmission? 3
4. Do you own a motorcycle? 5
5. Is there a lesbian oriented decal or bumper sticker on your vehicle? 2
6. Do you change the spark plugs and/or oil yourself? 5
7. Do you own an electric drill? 2
8. Do you own an electric saw or table saw? 5
9. Do you ever wear steel toed work boots? 3
10.Do you use a tool belt? 10
11.Have you ever spent the evening cruising the hardware store? 10
12. Do you regularly wear a baseball cap? 2 backwards? 5
13. Do you regularly wear a hard hat or cowboy hat? 5
14. Do you wear cowboy boots at least once a week? 3
15. Do your boots have spurs? 5
16. Can you do more than 2 line dances? -1
17. Do you regularly wear men's cologne or aftershave? 2
18. Do you shave:
(a) any part of your neck or face? 5
(b) your armpits? -1
(c) your legs? -5
(d) your partner's hair? 10
19. Do you wear panty hose to work? -2
20. Do you wear panty hose on dates? -10
21. Before going on a date, do you usually:
(a) shine your shoes/boots? 5
(b) wash your car/truck? 5
(c) take a bubble bath? -5
22.What do you usually wear to sleep:
(a) pajamas? 5
(b) T-shirt? 2
(c) nothing more than a smile? 1
(d) a nightgown? -5
(e) a negligee? -10
23. Do you own more than 3 flannel shirts? 2
24. Do you wear men's jeans? 3
25. Do you like to wear neckties? 3
26. Do you have a black leather jacket with lots of zippers? 5
27. Do you wear men's briefs or boxers? 10
28. Do you own more than 3 pair of high heels? -10
29.Do you polish your:
(a) fingernails? -5
(b) toenails? -10
30. Do you: (a) golf? 1
(b) play organized soccer or volleyball? 2
(c) play organized softball or basketball? 3
(d) play organized football or hockey? 10
(e) participate in track and field? 10
(f) own cleats (other than golf shoes)? 5
31. Do you lift weights? 2
32. Do you own a weight bench? 5
33. Do you work out using Jane Fonda or Richard Simmons? -5
34. Have you ever changed your hair color? -5
35. Is your hair shoulder length or longer? -5
36. Do you ever wear a headband? -10
37. Do you use:
(a) lipstick? -2
(b) eye makeup? -3
(c) glitter? -10
38. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? -2

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