Ammora - 10/24/00 02:08:40
My Email:AmmoraC@AOL.com
what: electric cucumber
why: b/c its fun
when: only on Tuesdays
where: land of many skittles
how: bareback baby..hehe
alias: recently.."Queen of Bitchery"

Comments:
that Jordy guy is hot..but you know that..and i am a bunny of many faces.

Krimmler - 10/20/00 16:12:07
My URL:http://www.likeafox.com
My Email:hoeschel@dickinson.edu
what: where?!??!
why: you mom
when: 5 minutes ago
where: a bed of needles

Comments:


Ashley - 10/18/00 21:01:56
My Email:abob761@hotmail.com
alias: Frank(only by select people)

Comments:
I love this deens!!!!

Brian Crew - 10/08/00 19:55:36
My URL:http://www.hometown.aol.com/riversrundry/personal.html
My Email:nashbrian10@hotmail.com
what: The chimps with big cocks at the zoo
why: Because I can
when: The before tomorrow
where: Same bat place, same bat time
how: very carefully, if you take the right penis pumps
alias: Unicorn or Mike Hunt

Comments:
The page was dandy and skippy, I'm quite amused and impressed, if anything else, I'm perversely turned on thinking about your female friends that I don't know, kissing me in my sleep.

pennywise - 10/04/00 17:51:08
My URL:http://www.rotten.com
My Email:runfaraway@hotmail.com
what: armies of midget ninjas
why: i want them to give me sexual favors
when: anytime you're in the mood for ramen noodles
where: the dragon's den
how: entering from behind
alias: the crying game (shudder)

Comments:
Adena, i can't say this enough...I love you baby...i worship your every word and movement...And when you're down here...You'll float too!!!!

Shirley - 09/20/00 04:29:23
My URL:http://www.jiveturkeys.com
My Email:your mom@yourmom.yourmom
what: your mom
why: your mom
when: your mom
where: your mom
how: your mom
alias: your mom

Comments:
You page is outdated and full of old stuff. Your best bet is to kill yourself right now out of shame. "I fight for love and justice and in the name of the moon, i will punish you!"

Chris Borst - 09/13/00 15:58:04
My Email:chris5801@aol.com
what: just looking around
why: why not ?
when: now if thats okay.
where: just around the corner
how: hmm, not really sure about that yet
alias: what ever it takes to get my attention

Comments:
Hi, just wanted to say hi. since i've now said it twice... well i suppose we feel good about ourselves. I'm not really sure what to put here, so i'll let you go... ~Chris

Joe Shawver - 09/13/00 06:56:12
My URL:http://www.cujoe82.freeservers.com/homepage.html
My Email:cujoe82@hotmail.com/aol.com/bolt.com
what: male
why: extra chromsone (hehe)
when: B-day 09-20-82/ today 09-13-2000
where: originaly florida, then tennesee,then virginia, and now Guam
how: via airplane (hehe)
alias: cujoe/slash/hey you (hehe)

Comments:
i liked it. alot of what was on there is from you "old page" and also there was a lot of new stuff but that shows that you prefer to keep your memories and share them. the only thing that it lacks is YOU it has plenty about your friends and your art but s ys verry little about you. (sorry you know me i'm a realist i see whats there and "I call 'em like I see 'em" but all in all i realy liked it ps whay didn't you ever tell me you liked DBZ

EYE-gor - 09/13/00 03:14:54
My URL:http://www.i dont have one.com
My Email:Kadabra566@aol.com
what: is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
why: It all depends on where the coconuts came from
when: Its about the time, I think it happens twice a day, and every sencond Tuesday of next week
where: Anywhere, anytime, oh wait, thats not what i mean, oh crap
how: hehehe, hard and rough
alias: Prince Humperdink

Comments:
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you are having problems, call a psychologist. I'm not one, now will I ever be one, so dont ask me trivial questions about your pathetic little like. I dont care, nor will I care in this or ny other lifetime! There, I think I've said my two cents, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Matthew Vignau - 09/09/00 18:17:22
My URL:http://www.clarkson.edu/~vignaumt/Commando.htm
My Email:Funiculus@AOL.com
what: Did I have for breakfast? I think a milkshake.
why: Because I can, damn it!
when: I told you, just now!
where: The kitchen, fool!
how: By drinking it.
alias: Funiculus

Comments:
Hi Adena! Nice page! =)

Matthew Wolf - 09/05/00 23:34:58
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa4/Mhatty/index1.htm
My Email:BigMhatty@aol.com
what: These
why: are
when: stupid
where: questions
how: ya know.
alias: Mhatty

Comments:


Ammora - 08/14/00 03:01:09
My Email:AmmoraC@AOL.com
what: what what?
why: why ask why...
when: when what?
where: riiight
alias: Bob...lol

Comments:
Adena's my hero!! Lol..had fun in NC this year didnt we...huh huh huh!? I had a blast..we must do it again. Josh is a hottie even though he's way too young for me! Aight, see ya when I see ya. Luvs, Amms

critical viewer - 05/16/00 20:35:48
My URL:http://www.fightquarryexpansion.com
My Email:steven_matthews@hmc.edu
what: this page
why: i got some freakin' email
when: yesterday, I think
where: on my computer...the super information highway, even!
how: the jiggy-bites!
alias: "Mr. I'm going to give you a fucking Saturday detention for cutting fucking 7th period and going to the library while a substitute was teaching and the class was watching fucking Titanic Speakman"

Comments:
While it looks all cute and dandy now, this page take entirely too long to load. Also, as good ol' Kirsten said, too bright. Stifle your creativeness, wench! Conform...return to blah purple color and stop this love triange madness...polygamy isn't leg l! I have a concert tonight. Pity me. Oh, and I'm going to make this take up lots of room...write me hateful emails at you pleasure! ooh, waste of space!! AHH! I did it again!!! Whoa, more wasted space! WHEE! bye deenie weenie!

kirstin - 05/16/00 02:17:49
My Email:zubie9108@hotmail.com
what: moo
why: i think i'm a little bored at the moment
when: 10:10
where: basement
how: one finger after the other
alias: zubiegirl, 'une fille tres jolie'

Comments:
Deen, really awesome changes, i love your drawings, they make it more personal. except some of the colors were a little bright i couldn't even read some of it. but awesome anyway, i love it lots. . .hey, hey chill always. love ya lots, GWS!!! kirst. . .

Gorphen McCloud - 05/08/00 21:46:43
My URL:http://www.frischefische.com
My Email:steven_matthews@hmc.edu
what: I'm a fuzzy bunny wombat
why: b/c that's what my mom told me
when: oh, about ten years ago
where: in her bed, when she raped me
how: eww, don't make me remember
alias: "Sarah Miller"

Comments:
I think that Jesse is a girls name and that only fags would use it...or drag queens. Also, that Brian guy seems much more attractive than Jesse, Adena, so I'd get over this Jesse-who-has-a-girls-name shit, and move on to better things! I'm having ice cr am cake tonight! WHEE!

Chester Picklebotton - 05/04/00 03:26:14
My URL:http://www.picklebottom.com
My Email:chester@picklebottom.com
what: a pocketfull of kryptonite
why: to worship the cow god
when: then Mr. Burns hands over the jade monkey
where: all over the floor. (eww)
how: how yourself
alias: no need, my name is enough

Comments:
I was just thinking that Julie Stimmler smells really bad. Yup. She needs to be kicked in the butt. That's all. Bye

Yo Homey Carbon D - 04/24/00 04:01:04
My URL:http://www.nakedmolerats.com
My Email:steven_matthews@hmc.edu
what: you know
why: oh, you know
when: right now
where: over there
how: the way you like it
alias: "Bob"

Comments:
It is obvious that you are infatuated with Brian. My recommendation is to dump jesse's sorry ass and to start dating that brian guy right away! It's about time you go out with someone your own age, foo. Oh, and I watched Cats today! It gets better eve ytime!!! YEAH!!!!!

adena - 04/18/00 23:54:42
My Email:meowchica@hotmail.com
what: Flying Wonder
why: My mom told me to again
when: in the middle of social lab
where: next to the ludo-like creature
how: by killing two birds with 5 stones
alias: Mrs. Mistoffolees

Comments:
Are you happy now, Kira?! i made a link home on every page except the ones done on page-builder...blah! you could give me a better picture by the way...then i might just replace it...

P.B. - 04/18/00 19:52:53
My Email:Suggary0@cs.com
what: Freak
why: I like being that way
when: always
where: everywhere
how: just look at me

Comments:
why do you not have links to get back to your homepage from each of the other pages? And why did you put such a horrable picture of me on here, aahhh!

Brian Chrupalyk - 04/05/00 23:08:00
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/briancrew_2000/
My Email:Nashbrian10@hotmail.com
what: INDUBIOUS
why: ALWAYS AT TIMES
when: ABSOLUTELY
where: HERE AT YOUR HOUSE
how: IF I CAN
alias: NASHMAN

Comments:
I LOVE YOUR PAGE, ADENA! AND IF U EVER BECOME SINGLE OR IF ANY OF UR CUTE FRIENDS WANNA HOOK UP, GIMME AN EMAIL AND THEN A RING!

Jason - 03/30/00 22:49:19
My URL:http://www.bananapirates.com
My Email:manager@bananapirates.com
what: Just sayin "whoa doggy" to drugs
why: because I gotta "keep on truckin"
when: for life.
where: In my personal space of life in this galaxy of me.
how: gay.
alias: Googleplexatron (My evil twin)

Comments:
Hi. Here's a good quote for you: "Let peace and justice serve all a good ice-cream soda to the world made with real milk from all the muthas in compton-- word out, peace dawg." Probably see you someday so don't forget that $300,000 you owe me for that oke I bought you 3 lives ago. I'll be collecting with minimal interest of 70%. (whispering) I'm eating pickles and arsenic, but don't tell anyone...

Shirley - 03/11/00 04:16:06
My URL:http://www.hothotleg.com
My Email:sexxylegg@hothotleg.com
what: hgs
why: because I like it
when: right now baby
where: right here baby
how: any way you like it
alias: "The leg with a red shoe and fishnets"

Comments:
I am so hurt Adena! I would think of all your fav. things and people, I would be on the babes page. Well, dearie, you see who gets some lovin' tonight! DEFINTELY NOT YOU! You are such a terrible whore! Have fun with your Heather and Jared and Steve.. see where they get you in life! What have they got? NOTHING. I've got spunk...I've got talent...you are nothing without me! NOTHING! Do you hear me, wench?! I made you! Well, dearie, there are more where you came from! I'm so out of here, your life and anything that has to do with you! GOOD-BYE!

Jim Hauck - 01/11/00 23:46:08
My Email:hauck_j@hotmail.com

Comments:
I like your page...Its well done! Good taste in music also

Krimmler - 12/22/99 12:33:08
My URL:http://www.youareanuglyfreakingslut.org
My Email:krimmler@hotmail.com
what: what? What what what what, what what what what, we GOT SPIRIT! YAAAAAAAY!!!
why: Ahh, the real question is...why not
when: tonight.
where: my bed.
how:
alias: Bob, Krimmler, Tschulie, Grand Master J,...among others.

Comments:
Oooh, look at me. I'm signing a guest book! Wow, the ultimate internetal experiance. You page is close to anti-suck, but more pictures of that mysteriously wonderful Julie Stimmler must be added. Sigh, she is such a dream boat...oh, and you need to get id of that hidious color on the first page. Do these things, and buy that Julie Stimmler girl lots of presents and gifts, and Bob will smile upon you. Good. I'm going now. Buybybye.

adena - 12/02/99 21:49:49
My URL:http://www.brunching.com
what: ANNOYED
why: STUPID retards with an IQ of 30 or less
when: now
where: the depths of hell
how: Going to kill them...going to kill them SOON....
alias: murderous angel

Comments:
TO ALL THE FREAKS IN JESSE'S OLD DORM: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

Aaron Richer - 12/02/99 03:00:15
My URL:http://www.webcrawler.com/voyeur_wc
My Email:aricher@psu.edu
what: nothing
why: why not?
when: always
where: anywhere
how: somehow
alias: yes

Comments:
It's not my fault. She made me do it, I swear.

Joe Bob the 3rd - 12/02/99 02:47:02
My Email:Duaba2187@aol.com
what: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
why: Why did the chicken cross the road?
when: When is this day going to start?
where: Where am I?
how: How did I get here?
alias: I go by many names!!

Comments:
Its a cool site cause I'm in it!!! WOO HOO!! Yeah for me. Sorry the fumes are getting to me. Too much time spent in a school filled with asbestos!! I think thats all I have to say. BYE

Anonymous Watcher - Part Deux - 12/01/99 23:43:59
why: "the darker the meat, the sweeter the treat"
when: only at night
where: in the deepest darkest alley
how: with my 12 in. piece
alias: showerwatcher

Comments:
to recapitulate: i saw mel in the shower

Manuel Hung - 12/01/99 23:37:21
My URL:http://www.free-baller.com/~manuel
My Email:Hung@free-baller.com
what: 12 inches
why: i like hanging in the wind
when: all the time--winter's a little tough though
where: between my knees
how: like a brick!
alias: freeballer

Comments:
I am the only man who can walk on the beach carrying a dozen donuts and two sodas!

Anonymous Watcher - 11/30/99 21:05:57
My URL:http://www.showerwatcher.com
My Email:www.lequanquan.edu
what:*this has been deleted*
why: Because I saw mel in the shower
when: In metzger before essej pornco
where: In the shower
how: I pulled back the curtain
alias: Essej Iffurab

Comments:
I saw mel in the shower I saw mel in the shower I saw mel in the shower I saw mel in the shower any questions

Captain Banality - 11/30/99 21:02:58
My URL:http://www.paintdrying.org
My Email:cbanality11@whitehouse.gov
what: Dust Collecting
why: Because I am a very kinky girl
when: All times of day
where: Essej Pornco head offices
how: boh!
alias: Ronald Reagan

Comments:
You're a bad bad boy!

Bruce WAyne - 11/30/99 20:59:11
My URL:http://www.essejpornco.com/batcave.batman
My Email:batman@essejpornco.com
what: Protector of Gotham City
why: Because I am Batman
when: In the heat of the night
where: Gotham City
how: With the financial backing of essej pornco
alias: Batman

Comments:
C.....A......B Today Essej pornco...tomorrow the world!!!!!!!!!!

cujoe82 - 11/21/99 22:57:16
My Email:cujoe82@aol.com
alias: slash

Comments:
i love the photography and art works

Kira - 11/21/99 15:35:12
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/nolabel/psychobob0/index.html
My Email:PsychoBob@chickmail.com
what: mind reader/controler
why: it's just soo much fun
when: now, then, always
where: here, there, everywhere
how: through years of dicipline and training
alias: Psycho Bob

Comments:
hmmmm...what to say? The thing is it's like super early and i wasn't informed till like 12:30 last night at a party that I HAD to get up this earily b/c I was volenteered to babysit Maya. Like, cool page and what-not, you wont be getting my pic anytime oon for your friends page though.

kirstin - 11/20/99 17:43:48
My Email:zubie9108@hotmail.com
when: sometime after the last real world episode
alias: hoochie. . .i mean, ahhh, well ya know!!!

Comments:
This is sooo weird, i'm use to thrashing everybody else's guestbooks, I tell people that they have really crappy website, of course if i do that now Adena would kill me. So, I guess this is great. wooo hooooo!!!! Eh? Yah, k now good bye. Have to practice y english accent. ADENA LAZARSON. . .there's this thing called phone. . .ya know, and I'm pretty sure you know my number. . .so call me. Kirstin~zubie!

Jesse - 11/20/99 05:10:50
My Email:evilman@eden.rutgers.edu
what: an army of ninjas
why: because we love you!
when: when the bullet hits the bone
where: the place where time and space meet at long last
how: by creating an inverse tachion pulse routed from Geordi's visor through the deflector dish
alias: The Velvet Funk

Comments:
Hey there. I figured that if I didn't sign this you'd murder me, so here I am. Just kidding. Anyway it's good to see you in an updating frenzy. Love you lots.

ye jin lee - 11/20/99 01:39:31
My Email:jiney17@aol.com
what: short, humorless korean girl
why: because my parents are korean
when: december 17, 1981
where: a hospital, during a blizzard
how: let's not get into details here
alias: please-don't-call-me-ye, sure-that's-how-you-pronounce-it, Clark Kent

Comments:
I'm signing because adena is forcing me to with her subliminal e-mail messages. adena rocks, adena rocks...just kidding.

The Almighty Father - 11/20/99 00:24:34
what: Felt like signing
why: Just felt like it
when: Before you were born
where: Philadelphia
how: You know that

Comments:


Allie - 11/19/99 23:14:26
My Email:drtyrscal@aol.com

Comments:
Hey. Very cool page. Like all the picures. This message is ultra corny, but I'm not op'ing at my peak. I'll be back.....

adena - 11/19/99 22:56:47
My URL:http://www.despair.com
My Email:adena@icdc.com
what: The Great Feline Goddess
why: to apply for bondage equipment
when: a long long time ago...
where: ghetto PA...far far away...
how: friends told me...
alias: meowchica

Comments:
This is a sample entry in the guestbook to give uncreative people ideas. Have fun. Live a little; for you will all die tomorrow. ps.Adena, i have loved you my whole life. I worship the ground you walk on. I am your biggest fan and you most loyal servant. I bow to thee.