(hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over the pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...?, Who cares)
(Now you know...bet you still don't care)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home! What the...) ;)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
After reading all these, all I can say is...damn pigs!