Once there was a dead frog that bitch-smacked people. It's name was 'Disco Frog' and it liked to dance. One time, 'Disco Frog' found the house of a kid named Tommy when he was driving. Even though it was 3 in the morning, 'Disco Frog' managed to get Tommy to come out of the house by honking on the horn. When Tommmy frolicked out of his house, 'Disco Frog' got out of the car, bitch-smacked Tommy, got back in the car and drove away, laughing maniacally all the way. The end.

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