Once, there was a poop-flinging monkey named Olivia. She lived in a cage and the cage was 'discreetly hidden' in my basement. One day, as I was cleaaning up all the poop she had flung about, I came up with a grand idea. I could start a business where people would pay various amounts of money to see Olivia do various things, one of them, of course, being the flinging of poo. I started my business and made much money. So I bought Olivia a big new cage made out of gold. But I still had to hide her in my basement because one time, she got kidnapped by an evil spawn named Nathan who tried to sell my amazing monkey on the black market. But Olivia outwitted him and called upon her good friend, 'Disco Frog', to eat him. The End.

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