This is just something stupid I wrote for the end of the school year for entertainment value....which it probably lacks, but oh well. Most of it is inside jokes anyway.
PART 1:THINGS TO DO
* make sure there are no more field trips to funeral homes
* find some important papers that I lost
* end world production of bologna and hot dogs
* end world production of so-called "American cheese" because it really isn't cheese at all
* get rid of Britney Spears and other 'pop' acts.
* make more plans such as 'Project: Agitate so and so'. The last one worked out pretty good. Don't you agree Bevin?
* find out where my spleen is and what it is doing there
* never clean chicken again
* find some pants that are long enough for me
* buy non-pre-broken navel rings
* change my socks in public without people looking at me like I'm crazy
* hope the pizza guy won't 'stalk' me and Olivia. lol
* dig a hole in the ground
* turn the hole into a mud pit for Erin
* catch a frog for Olivia and name it Billy
* make more evil plans with Bevin
* find Meghan's spleen?
* find some important papers that I lost
* end world production of bologna and hot dogs
* end world production of so-called "American cheese" because it really isn't cheese at all
* get rid of Britney Spears and other 'pop' acts.
* make more plans such as 'Project: Agitate so and so'. The last one worked out pretty good. Don't you agree Bevin?
* find out where my spleen is and what it is doing there
* never clean chicken again
* find some pants that are long enough for me
* buy non-pre-broken navel rings
* change my socks in public without people looking at me like I'm crazy
* hope the pizza guy won't 'stalk' me and Olivia. lol
* dig a hole in the ground
* turn the hole into a mud pit for Erin
* catch a frog for Olivia and name it Billy
* make more evil plans with Bevin
* find Meghan's spleen?
PART 2: FUNNY STUFF
* It wasn't this year, but it was quite funny how when my and Jamie and one of our other friends went to the grocery store, I carried around a 15 lb block of cheese.
* When me, Meg, and Erin threw the branch over the fence at the field and Meg's grandpa made us go get it and the traffic cone as well.
* The time I yelled at the Alien Fetus on the phone because he was late and was being a jerk.
* The time me and Erin went to Pizza Hut and there was this girl there that I didn't even know, yet she glared at me the whole time and then cursed at me when she left.
* Flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
* Furbies
* Olivia's pennies
* The pizza guy at the mall who made the pizza just for Olivia. *BIG EYES* 'If that't the way you want it. Just for YOU.'
* Mojo Chachi
* Hmmmm....let us shortly recap the Static-x concert:"You're the one standing there threatening me and not moving." Puke. Scratch.
* The time I took the H from Sadies
* Decorating notebooks, folders, and worksheets with Olivia
* The time me and Erin went to see Save the Last Dance and this chick kept getting calls on her cell phone and being all loud so finally I just said "SHUT UP!" and everyone started clapping for me.
* Standing in the rain and lunch and then seeing Boy-o 'swim' in a puddle
* How I almost passed out at the Papa Roach concert. Thank you to the people that made sure I didn't.
* When me, Meg, and Erin threw the branch over the fence at the field and Meg's grandpa made us go get it and the traffic cone as well.
* The time I yelled at the Alien Fetus on the phone because he was late and was being a jerk.
* The time me and Erin went to Pizza Hut and there was this girl there that I didn't even know, yet she glared at me the whole time and then cursed at me when she left.
* Flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
* Furbies
* Olivia's pennies
* The pizza guy at the mall who made the pizza just for Olivia. *BIG EYES* 'If that't the way you want it. Just for YOU.'
* Mojo Chachi
* Hmmmm....let us shortly recap the Static-x concert:"You're the one standing there threatening me and not moving." Puke. Scratch.
* The time I took the H from Sadies
* Decorating notebooks, folders, and worksheets with Olivia
* The time me and Erin went to see Save the Last Dance and this chick kept getting calls on her cell phone and being all loud so finally I just said "SHUT UP!" and everyone started clapping for me.
* Standing in the rain and lunch and then seeing Boy-o 'swim' in a puddle
* How I almost passed out at the Papa Roach concert. Thank you to the people that made sure I didn't.
PART 3: THINGS THAT CHAVE MY REAR
* My spleen
* The lady who freaked out on me at Pizza Hut because I said I wanted cheese sticks when I really meant mozzerella sticks. It's their own fault.
* Peeling potatoes
* 5 hour blood tests
* Not being able to find pants of a suitable length
* The way my work shoes got deformed in the washer
* How my socks magically *disappear*
* The Alien Fetus, Bob
* Succubi
* Having to get up early for work/school
* When people talk to me like I am three years old.
* The lady who freaked out on me at Pizza Hut because I said I wanted cheese sticks when I really meant mozzerella sticks. It's their own fault.
* Peeling potatoes
* 5 hour blood tests
* Not being able to find pants of a suitable length
* The way my work shoes got deformed in the washer
* How my socks magically *disappear*
* The Alien Fetus, Bob
* Succubi
* Having to get up early for work/school
* When people talk to me like I am three years old.