Unless you're a nostalgia-seeking secret fan (because I sure as hell never saw any) or an idiot who...i dunno, looked for 'ceramic helmets' on google and ended up here, there's no real reason that this sacred site should remain. But, I'm a romantic, and I'd like to have this little testament to the 'Handicapped Four' as a timely reminder of something that was truly special when life was full of boyish naivety and hope. How wrong we were. Anyhow, to the point. This site will now serve as something to laugh at (my god, we were such posers) and it will also give, to those who might be interested, a little information as to the goings on/whereabouts of the members, musically and otherwise (where the fuck is Kyle? he could have just said 'I'm leaving the band' but emigrating to Nairobi? jesus man!) so yeah, have a good time 'surfing' as they say, and we hope to see you on the gigging circuit again, playing to uninterested subordinates in a country that we LOATHE.
love, Kiel Cathers.
