Take one drink if:
Julian and Ivy insult one another
Kay says she needs a plan to get Miguel
Luis spouts off about how he hates the Cranes
Theresa says that she's over Ethan
Timmy has, makes, or refers to a Martimmy
Timmy refers to Tabitha as his sweet princess
Charity has a premonition
Orville forgets what he just said 5 seconds ago.
Pilar tells Ivy that: "You must stop this nonsense with Sam Bennett"
Someone talks to themselves.
Theresa says the words Fate or Dream.
Eve says she wants Chad to stay away from her daughters
Chad refers to Eve as "MOMS".
Sam thinks about Ivy.
Tabitha is carrying Timmy.
Timmy mentions Fluffy.
Take two drinks if:
Julian tries to seduce Ivy
Gwen's green-eyed monster shows (Jealousy)
Pilar lights a candle for Martin and Antonio
Jessica foils one of Kay's plans
Ivy looks longingly at her locket and the picture of Sam
Tabitha says she needs a plan to destroy Charity
You see the Angel Girl
T.C. says how perfect Eve is
If Ethan stops letting Gwen push him around and calls all the shots for
himself
Tabitha's plans are ruined
Whitney tells Simone to stay away from Chad.
Miguel and Charity kiss.
Julian mentions how "lucious" Teresa is.
Teresa falls into Ethan's arms.
Start chuggin if:
Julian succeeds in seducing Ivy
The truth about Ethan's paternity comes out
Chad and Whitney hook up
Simone and Chad hook up
Kay and Miguel hook up
If we find out if Chad is really Simone and Whitney's half-brother
Sheridan and Luis get together
Faith returns
We find out what is in T.C.'s shed
We find out what happened the night of Sheridan's nightmare
Sam cheats on Grace w/Ivy
We learn who was on the other end of Hank's phone
The two missing Lopez-Fitzgerald children return to Harmony
Theresa actually gets Ethan.
Ethan realizes he really does want Teresa
T.C. doesn't refer to Ivy as Poison Ivy.
Drink everything in sight if:
Alistair shows up in Harmony
Timmy doesn't refer to himself in the third person
Charity wises up to Kay's evil ways and gets some backbone
Charity exposes Tabitha as the evil
Kay gives up on Miguel
We see any of the other Crane children
Kay hooks up with Reese
We get to see what Fluffy looks like.
If Theresa gets over Ethan.
If we see Sam and Ivy hook up
Tabitha goes over to the good side.
Hank gives Sheridan up.
Beth gives Luis up.
Pilar becomes happy.
Martin Fitzgerald returns or turns up dead.
We ever see the casting call winners.