NaMe:  LooK uP   *DuH*

D.o.B.:  SePTeMBeR 29th, 1979........THaT MaKeS Me a 19 yeaR oLD LiBRa GiRL

HoMeToWN:  LoNDoN, oNTaRio CaNaDa

eyeS:  uM......GReeN

HaiR:  BLoNDe

HeiGHT:  5'10"

WeiGHT:  Ha!  DReaM oN.......

FaMiLy:  aN aWeSoMe  MoM (DeBBie), a DaD (JoSH), a 16 yeaR oLD
                BRoTHeR (DeReK), a DoG (DouGie), aND a CaT (PiCKy-PiCKy)

HoBBieS:  ReaDiNG, LeaRNiNG aBouT PHiLoSoPHy N' STuFF, SWiMMiNG,
                    ooGLiNG oVeR DoN CHeRRy & aLeX TReBeK, eTC.......
 
 

FaVouRiTe.........

MuSiC:  aLL VaRieTieS......eXCePT HeaVy MeTaL & CRaP LiKe THaT

aCToRS:  RoBiN WiLLiaMS, JoHN CaNDy, eDDie MuRPHy.....THeRe'S MoRe, i
                  JuST CaN'T THiNK oF 'eM RiGHT NoW.

aCTReSSeS: DReW BaRRyMoRe, JuLia RoBeRTS.........

FooD:  MaSHeD PoTaToeS!!!

VeGeTaBLe: CauLiFLoWeR

FRuiTS: RuPauL & KeaNu ReeVeS

aNiMaL:  i LoVe aLL aNiMaLS......BuT My MaiN LoVeS aRe; PRiMaTeS, WHaLeS &
                DoLPHiNS......SeaLS aRe SWeeTHeaRTS Too

SiNGeR:  MiCHaeL JaCKSoN

GRouPS:  J5, BaReNaKeD LaDieS, Goo Goo DoLLS, ouR LaDy PeaCe.......

'90 TV SHoWS: eVeRyBoDy LoVeS RayMoND, SPiN CiTy, PO5, DaWSoN'S CReeK

'80 TV SHoWS: DiFF'RNT STRoKeS, WeBSTeR, WHo'S THe BoSS, ouT oF THiS
                             WoRLD, CHaRLeS iN CHaRGe, FaMiLy TieS, LiTTLe HouSe oN
                             THe PRaiRie.......eTC

MoVieS:  GoRiLLaS iN THe MiST, GooD MoRNiNG VieTNaM, eT, THe SoUND
                 oF MuSiC, BeVeRLy HiLLS CoP #1, CoMiNG To eMeRiCa, DiRTY
                 DaNCiNG, THe LiTTLe MeRMaiD.......

CoLouR:  BLaCK......iT'S a CoLouR DaMN iT......aT LeaST iN My WoRLD iT iS!

PLaCe:  SToRyBooK GaRDeNS.....aNy PLaCe WHeRe THeRe aRe aNiMaLS

1999 MoMeNT (So FaR): FeB 10th.......PLaTTS LaNe......*SMiLe*

ViDeo GaMe: TeTRiS

SHaMPoo & CoNDiTioNeR: ouTRaGeouS

BoaRD GaMeS: SCRaBBLe.......THaT'S aLL i CaN THiNK oF

CaRD GaMeS: uNo, SPooNS, CHeaT & NiKoLe'S VeRSioN oF SoLiTaiRe

CoMPuTeR GaMe: you DoN'T KNoW JaCK

MaGaZiNe:  PLayGiRL......KiDDiNG........MayBe........i'LL ReaD aNyTHiNG

BooKS:  SoPHie'S WoRLD, FoReVeR, FieLD oF DReaMS, RoMeo & JuLieT,
                MaCBeTH, LiTTLe WoMeN.......

CouGH SyRuP/CaNDy: DiMeTaPP & TRiaMiNiC & RiCoLa......

SPoRTS: HoCKey iS My FaVe, BuT i LiKe aLMoST aLL SPoRTS........

SPoRTS TeaMS: LeaFS, RaPToRS, BRoWNS......aND THeN THeRe'S RaCe CaR
                                DRiVeRS; ViLLeNeuVe, TRaCy, GooDyeaR, eTC

SPoRTS aNNouNCeR: Joe BoWeN

90'S GaMe SHoW: JeoPRaDy (aLTHouGH STaRTeD iN THe 80'S.....oH WeLL, i'Ve
                                    oNLy STaRTeD FoLLoWiNG iT THiS DeCaDE......)

80'S GaMe SHoW: FuN HouSe (ReMeMBeR?  WiTH J.D. RoTH?).......FaMiLy FeuD
                                   (iT RaN THRouGH THiS DeCaDe Too BuT i oNLy WaTCHeD iT
                                    iN THe 80'S WHeN Ray CoMBS WaS THe HoST....)

MaDe FoR TV MoVieS:  JaCKSoN 5:  An eMeRiCaN DReaM, THe BoyS oF ST
                                           ViNCeNT (yeaH yeaH, iT HaD To Do aBouT a PeDoPHiLe
                                            MiNiSTeR, BuT THe SToRy LiNe WaS GooD......aND uM,
                                            i'M BeGiNNiNG To THiNK i'Ve DuG MySeLF a VeRY
                                            DeeP HoLe).........i aLSo LiKeD THe TRue SToRy WiTH
                                            FaRRaH FaWCeTT PLayiNG THe RoLe oF a MoTHeR WHo
                                            SHooTS HeR 3 KiDS & THe WHoLe LeGaL BaTTLe N'
                                            STuFF........My GoD, i'M MoRBiD; PeDoPHiLeS, KiLLeRS
                                            .......Hey NoW, i LiVeD FoR THoSe aFTeR SCHooL
                                            SPeCiaLS......THaT'S GoTTa CouNT FoR SoMeTHiNG!!

PiCK-uP LiNeS: i'Ve GoT a THiRST BaBy, aND you SMeLL LiKe GaToRaDe......
                              ....iF you aND i WeRe SQuiRReLS, CouLD i BuST a NuT iN youR
                              HoLe?   (CRuDe i KNoW, BuT i LiKe SQuiRReLS *SMiLe*)

JoKe:  "KNoCK KNoCK"....."WHo'S THeRe?"....."aMy FiSHeR"....."aMy FiSHeR
              WHo?"........"BaNG!".........yeaH i KNoW, LaMe......i aiN'T No JoKe TeLLeR

oXyMoRoN: eMeRiCaN HoCKey, CHRiSTiaN SCieNTiSTS, JuMBo SHRiMP, aRMy
                        iNTeLLiGeNCe,  aCT NaTuRaLLy, BuSiNeSS eTHiCS, MiCRoSoFT
                        WoRKS
 
 

uM, uN-FaVouRiTe.........

MuSiC:  HeaVy MeTaL, THuG RaP (RaPe, DRuGs, KiLLiNG....."oH TuPaC
               you'Re Soooo CooL"..... aND Soooooo DeaD; CaSe CLoSeD)

aCToRS:  BoB SaGeT, BRaD PiTT........

aCTReSSeS: BRooKe SHieLDS (iF you CaN CaLL HeR aN aCTReSS), CyBiL
                          SHePHeRD, THe DauGHTeR FRoM THe PaRTRiDGe FaMiLy

FooD:  aNyTHiNG WiTH MeaT iN iT

VeGeTaBLe: BeeTS *SHuDDeR*
 

FRuiTS: MeLiSSa eTHeRiDGe & eLLeN (My GoD you'Re NoT FuNNy......you MaKe
               Me iLL)

aNiMaL:  SNaKeS SCaRe Me.......*uGH*.......

SiNGeR:  LaToya JaCKSoN.......FRiGGiN' GooFeTTe iS WHaT SHe iS

GRouPS:  aC/DC, KiSS, eTC

'90 TV SHoWS: THoSe STuPiD SaTuRDay MoRNiNG SHoWS......you KNoW
                             WiTH THe PaTHeTiC TeeNaGeRS WHo CaN'T aCT? BuT THe
                             WoRST  HaS GoTTa Be "STuDeNT BoDieS".....THe SHoW iS So
                             PaiNFuL To WaTCH.  iT'S LiKe........iT'S LiKe......GeTTiN' KiCKeD
                             iN THe TeeTH oR SoMeTHiN'

'80 TV SHoWS: DuKeS oF HaZZaRD, SiMoN & SiMoN

MoVieS:  FaRGo, THeRe'S SoMeTHiNG aBouT MaRy, JeRRy MaCGuiRe

CoLouR:  oRaNGe

PLaCe:  aNy PLaCe WHeRe eMeRiCaNS aRe aRouND......i CaN JuST FeeL uLCeRS FeSTeRiNG aBouT iN THe PiT oF My SToMaCH WHeNeVeR THey'Re NeaR

1999 MoMeNT (So FaR): MoSTLy aNyTHiNG iNVoLViNG KiTCHeNeR oR
                                             CoNeSToGa CoLLeGe..........STuPiD CiTy & eVeN
                                             STuPiDeR SCHooL

ViDeo GaMe: ZeLDa & MaRBLe MaDNeSS

SHaMPoo & CoNDiTioNeR: HeRBaL eSSeNCe

BoaRD GaMeS: MoNoPoLy........iT TaKeS Too LoNG To PLay & i GeT FRuSTRaTeD
                              VeRy eaSiLy......iF i DoN'T GeT BoaRDWaLK THeN i DoN'T WaNNa
                              PLay!

CaRD GaMeS: euCHRe

CoMPuTeR GaMe: DeeR HuNTeR.......THaT'S a VeRy VeRy BaD GaMe!

MaGaZiNe:  No CoMMeNT

BooKS:  aNyTHiNG By a CeRTaiN MySTeRy WRiTeR COUGHr.l. stineCOUGH
                THaT WRiTeS aBouT aN "iT-CaN-HaPPeN-iN-ReaL-LiFe" PLoT LiNe
                FoR 456 PaGeS aND iN THe LaST DaMN CHaPTeR MaGiCaL GoBLiNS
                aND ReVoLViNG DooRS TaKiNG CHaRaCTeRS BaCK To THe 1950's
                SuDDeNLy aPPeaR CauSiNG Me To SCReaM aND ToSS THe FRiGGiN'
                NoVeL aT SoMe STuPiD FaMiLy MeMBeR DRiViNG By oN THeiR
                BiCyCLe........

CouGH SyRuP/CaNDy: FiSHeRMaN'S FRieND......He aiN'T No FRieND oF MiNe!

SPoRTS:  GoLF BaSiCaLLy SuCKS uNLeSS i GeT To DRiVe THe CaRT

SPoRTS TeaMS: aNy eMeRiCaN TeaM

SPoRTS aNNouNCeR: aNyoNe FRoM eSPN......THey aLL GoTTa Go ouT SHoPPiNG
                                         aND Buy a CLue.

90'S GaMe SHoW: LoVe HaNDLeS......

80'S GaMe SHoW: WHeeL oF FoRTuNe......iT'D Be a GooD SHoW iF oNCe, JuST
                                   oNCe, VaNNa WHiTe TRiPPeD oN HeR DaMN GoWN  aND
                                   FeLL FaCe FiRST iN BuBBLy CoNTeSTaNT PiSS aND aLL HeR
                                   MaKe-uP WaSHeD oFF aND oNLooKeRS FiNaLLy SaW HeR
                                   FoR THe MaN SHe ReaLLy iS......

MaDe FoR TV MoVieS: aNyTHiNG WiTH 'aMy FiSHeR' iN THe TiTLe.......

PiCK-uP LiNeS: iF you WeRe a BooGeR, i'D PiCK you FiRST.......you MuST Be
                              FRoM PeaRL HaRBouR CuZ you'Re DA BOMB!!........BaBy, iF you
                              WeRe WoRDS oN a PaGe, you'D Be WHaT THey CaLL FINE PRINT!

JoKe:  THe BLoNDe eLeVaToR JoKe a GooF FRoM LoNDoN KeePS yaMMeRiNG
             aBouT........."iT'S NoT FuNNy!!  GeT NeW MaTeRiaL!!!"

oXyMoRoN: NaTuRaL BLoNDe, aiRLiNe FooD (i LiKe THeiR MeaLS!), FaMiLy
                      VaCaTioN, DeaFeNiNG SiLeNCe, LeGaLLy DRuNK, RaP MuSiC
                       (MaeSTRo & iCe iCe BaBy?  CoMe oN NoW!!  THaT'S MuSiC!!)