2. You have seriously considered...
Leaving the country in the summer so as to see Topless Women Talk About Their Lives sometime soon = 3 pts
You consider moving to be able to see TLWTATL on a regular basis. = 10 pts
visiting New Zealand, but decided that the Meo Mix was close enough to holy land, because Danielle has been there, too. = 10 pts
visiting New Zealand (to see TLWTATL), but settled for a trip to New Jersey instead. = 0 pts
(For those in countries with TLWTATL, you allready have that, don't ask for points on top of it...Oh, allright, go to 2b)
2b. You have seen TLWTATL...
Have seen *what*? = 0 pts
In the cinemas = 2 pts
More than once = 6 pts
When it was still a tv show = 10 pts
What, have seen? I still watch it from my tapes = 15 pts
3. You yell at the video stores in your area on a regular basis, demanding "The Last Tattoo", "Via Satellite", "Game With No Rules" and soon also "Channelling Baby".
I checked once to see if they had them = 1 pt
Monthly, because you never, ever know = 5 pts
Weekly, just in case they change their mind = 10 pts
It's more effective when you go to the store rather than calling, especially when wearing a Xena costume = 15 pts
4. You have at least one photo of Danielle... (2 pts)
taken by you = 5 pts
taken by someone else who then sent them to you thanks to incessant whining/begging = 5 pts
taken by someone else, who offered to send them to you because word of your obsession had spread far and wide = 10 pts
in your wallet. = 5 pts
in your wallet, containing the two of you together. = 7 pts
in your wallet, containing the two of you together, but not really a photo because made by digitally editing someone else's convention pics and pasting in your smiling mug. = 15 pts
5. You had to go get a free E-mail account...
to be the first to know when Danielle comes to a convention in your area = 5 pts
for the sole purpose of getting notification emails from the DCdroolers message board. = 10pts
that contains Ephiny, Amazon, Danielle, or Cormack somewhere in the url = 10 pts
6. You have seen every Ephiny episode... = 2 pts
more than one time = 4 pts
OR more than 5 times = 10 pts
OR anything over 7 times = 15 pts
7. Your first born female child will...
be called Danielle, Ephiny, Liz, Marie (if male, Ethan, Xenon or Phantes). = 10 pts
have a last name will be hyphenated with Cormack, of course! = 15 pts
raised in the Amazon tradition. = 10 pts
not really have four legs, but be covered in jelly and cream cheese all the same. = 20 pts
8. You are thinking of creating a branch of the Church of Cormack in your state/territory/country.
TRUE = 6pts
Why bother, when I can visit this fantabulariffic site instead? = 1 pt and profuse thanks from the Priestesses
FALSE = shame on you, you must have a life! 0 pts!
9. You have over 20 graphic images of Danielle on your hard drive
Of course = 8 pts
What, are you kidding, fit on the hard drive? = 13 pts
Yes, I had to buy additional memory = 17 pts
No, I carry them all on disks, just in case = 25 pts
No, I don't have 20 pictures = get yourself to a C picture gallery straight away!
10. Cormack is a word on your spell check (at home and at work), and it was an embarassing oversight on the part of Bill Gates not to put it there in the first place.
TRUE = 5pts
FALSE = 0pts
