Alright, so this scale is kinda weird, but, then so am I!
It's a play on words like "I really like(lick) him alot".
So what's with the tongue and cows.....well my Dad used to be an artifical inseminator with the M.A.B.C. That stands for the Michigan Artifical Breeders Co-op. In short because of pops alot of calves were conceived. Grow up around all that, and not come out a little weird, I dare yah.
The Cream of the Crop
A Five lick rating is the highest rating by Athena. It means you have achieved a "I'd rather have you than all the ice cream I could eat!" Which by Athena's standards is really saying something.
A man who receives a 4 licker is definately hot meat. It means I will watch a movie no matter how bad it gets, just because he's in it. Taste equalizer to "I'd rather have you than Ben & Jerry".
Three licks means you are in solid with the goddess of justice. Yes a three licker is a creamy whipped sweetness. "I'd rather be with you than have a large milkshake".
Two licks means you are in shady pastures. You had better bring some ice cream with you when you come over.
Athena's doesn't bother with a one lick . A one licker never leaves you satisfied, I'd rather go to T.C.B.Y. Forget the beef and just gimme the udder stuff.
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