You Might Be A Marilyn If...
-You think the four basic food groups are Pop Tarts, Dr. Pepper, Hummos and little boxes of cereal
-You stop all practicing to watch reruns of The Real World (even previous seasons)
-You've set up a bed behind the dishwasher at the Iron Horse
-You spend $7 to have a burrito delivered to your door, just because "you had a craving"
-You never, ever set foot in the mall, unless it's to check out the bargain bins at Toys 'R Us
-You spend more money on concerts then you do on food and clothes combined
-You're strangely drawn to Gary Coleman. In fact, he may even be the next Marilyn!
-You love perusing the aisles of Staples, for the sheer fun of it
-There's never a dirth of Hot Pockets or mango sorbet in the freezer
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