REASONS MEN THINK COMPUTERS SHOULD BE REFFERED TO AS WOMEN
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you
don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell
you."
4. Your smallest mistakes are stored on long term memory for later
retrival.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
REASONS WOMEN THINK COMPUTERS SHOULD BE REFERRED TO AS MEN
1. They may have a lot of data, but they're still clueless.
2. They're supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize if you had waited a
little longer you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. A big power surge will knock them out for the rest of the night.
