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Copland
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you my favorite guy from the Village People? Hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. You're not gonna' check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. I pay your salary, Bub! So, uh, you on the take, or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep with the flow of traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around- that's how far ahead of me they were. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
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