47 Reasons You Might Be Obsessed With Titanic

1. Whenever you are on a cruise you go to the bow of the ship, climbonto the railings and re-enact the 'I'm flying' scene

2. You climb the railings at the stern of a ship and lean out, hoping for'Jack' to come and save you

3. You go through the newspaper/magazines every day to see if you can find articles relating to 'Titanic'

4. You cry every time you see a ship

5. You try and re-enact the sinking of the Titanic in your pool

6. You couldn't go to see the movie again, so you read the script.

7. Your friends to come over to your house, sit in a circle, listen to the Titanic c.d. and have a crying party

8. You run up and down staircases trying to find Jack and all the other people from Titanic like in the end of the movie

9. You write threatening letters to Kate Winslet for not letting Jack on the piece of wood

10. When you watch the movie, you have to restrain yourself from crying out that there is room on the piece of wood for both Jack and Rose

11. You randomly say lines from the movie

12. You go to a bar and say "What do you think, a first class girl can't drink?"

13. You pull an all-nighter just to look up pictures of Leo

14. You neglect your boyfriend to look up pictures of Leo

15. You put a giant Leo on your computer wallpaper, and modify the screen saver so that his face won't disappear whenever you're away for 2+ minutes

16. You and your roommate _EACH_ get the soundtrack, and painstakingly synchronize the two for a surround-sound effect

17. You fight with infatuated middle-schoolers over who gets Leo. "NO, honey...he's MINE! He's MY AGE!"

18. When you see two young lovers, you start crying for fear they will get on a ship and die.

19. You and the ticket guy for Titanic are on a first name basis.

20. You would give anything to die the way Jack did, free, in love, and having your hand frozen to Kate Winslet.

21. You write a letter to People insisting they start publishing a weekly magazine devoted to Leo and to forget Teen People because now it will be called People Loves Leo.

22. You tattoo "Jack & Rose--My Heart Will Go On" around your belly button.

23. You tell your fiancee,"I'd rather be his whore than your wife!"

24. You quote movie lines to "Jack" your teddy bear

25. Your TV is constantly on the music video channel just in case they will have an interview or show the "My heart will go on" video so you can see clips from the movie.

26. Your fiancee has designed a twelve step program to end the Titanic addiction.

27. When ordering food at Arby's and 'My Heart Will Go On' comes over the radio, you can't order. Your eyes well up with tears and you stand in a stupor until the song is done

28. Your cousins ask you to reenact the movie with them and you agree

29. You refuse to go swimming unless they put a piece of driftwood in the pool first.

30. Every time you open the freezer you scream "Iceberg right ahead!!"

31. You stop putting ice in your drinks because it brings back too many bad memories.

32. You rent every movie Leo was in, even the ones no one's ever heard of.

33. You write every television station demanding they rerun Leo episodes of Growing Pains.

34. You're having your very own "Heart of the Ocean" made.

35. You watch the movie 5 times to get the design of Rose's-red-and-black- chiffon-beaded-gown-when-she's-about-to-jump-over-the-boat-but-Jack- talks-her-out-of-it RIGHT and as close to the real thing so that you can make it yourself and wear it to the next fancy function you attend!

36. You spit on the people you don't like whenever you see them.

37. You throw chairs and tables into your pool and then run around it to get the effect that Jack and Rose had when the ship was sinking.

38. You ask your grandparents everyday if they're sure they weren't on Titanic and fell in love and then their lover died freezing in the water, but they lived by blowing a whistle and the boat came back.

39. Whenever your fiancee says she's going to take a bath, you say "If you do that, I'm going to have to jump in after you."

40. At the doctor's office there is a People Magazine with Leo on it. You go to the store to buy it, but it is two weeks old. You call the doctor's office and ask if you can have theirs. You race over and they have it waiting for you behind the counter - with your name on it.

41. You run up and down the halls between classes with your arms stretched out singing "Come Josephine in my flying machine...." imagining that Jack was kissing you on the front of a boat too.

42. You get 2 fish and name them Jack and Rose and put a sunken ship at the bottom of the aquarium, just to look at it and cry

43. You watch the screensaver over and over until you either have eyestrain or you can't see the screen through your tears

44. Your history teacher finally finds the one thing you are interested in finally agrees to give you extra credit for a titanic project, you end up doing a award winning presentation that takes 4 hours, and turning in a 35 page typed report

45. Your husband or boyfriend is so sick and tired of hearing about Leo,that he finally gets his name legally changed to Leo.

46. You took the time to read this entire forwards in hope that it might help you "relive" the experience.

47. You took time to compose this forward trying to convince everyone [and yourself] that you're not obsessed...because you were "knocking..not praising it!...no, really....I'm not obsessed....didn't you read my forward? the one that took all night to come with?"

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