The Lottery Customers

Ok, I know Dinky, Daily Double, and Walker, Saugus Ranger all fall into this category, but they're all so distinctive that I felt they deserve their own pages. This page will explain what goes on in the mind of the the average White Hen lottery player. First off, don't ever, and I mean EVER, tell a Hen lottery player (or HLP) that they were wrong. The Italian Stallion had a very memorable altercation with an HLP. He had the audacity to tell the HLP that he was wrong. The next time I saw the poor Italian Stallion, he had crutches, both arms in slings, two black eyes, five missing teeth, and a big bald spot that the rest of his gelled hair couldn't cover.

There will be more on this page at a later date.