Pickle Man

This customer is always quite the character. Every time Pickle Man comes to the Hen, not matter what time of day it is or what other items he is buying, he always deems it necessary to buy two dill pickles. I honestly have no idea why. This guy must eat a lot of pickles because if you look closely at his hair, you can see that parts appear to be green. I am being completely serious. I didn't believe it when someone told me, but then I checked it out. Pickle Man is also very particular when it comes to his dill pickles. Once he received two sour pickles instead of dill. He flipped out and threatened to call the Pickle Patrol. We quickly rectified the error. I think he is the only reason that Superman stocks those kinds of pickles. Not many other people buy them. Not that I can blame them. They smell pretty nasty. But anyway...

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