The Italian Stallion

When it comes to finesse, sexiness, and brainpower, the Italian Stallion has none of the above. But he does have a cool car, thus making him a Stallion. He's renoun for such fine quotables as: "Shaddup!" and "I've got a cool car!". TIS enjoys making fun of the even bigger stallion, Chris. Is it perhaps that he, albeit having a great car, does not have a girlfriend? Poor Stallion. Well, at least you have your good looks to fall back on....well, actually, you don't, but who cares? We love ya anyway, but not in a sexual way. (Can't make any promises for Holy Roller, though.)