Superman
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman! Well, not really. But the Hen's own "Superman" has this quirky little habit of saying a certain word many times. I kept tabs once, and he said the word "super" nearly 100 times. That maybe a slight exaggeration, but not much. Good ol' Superman has been at the Hen for almost as long as Griff Dogg- that's saying something. He has a fettish for spinning the combination lock in a pointless manner very frequently, almost as frequently as he uses the "s" word. He'll honestly make a trip to spin the dial. One time he came back from a month long hike in the Himalayas, where he was meeting with the All-Knowing Guru Of Hens, to spin the dial. Ok, maybe I'm kidding, but still, it's sort of eerie, almost like there's something in there that he doesn't want to get out....