Walker, Saugus Ranger

When Walker tells you to spank him, you'd better do it. I was requested to "spank him with some Lucky Rolls", and Dammit, I did it. He's a fine specimen of Saugus's most respected elders, up there with Hans Moleman and Clarence Twiddletom. But there's something about the shiny metal he wears with pride every day that makes him stand above the other two, though....something mysterious and kinky. And, I hate to admit, attractive. That's Walker, Saugus Ranger, the Lottery Customer, and Keeper of the Peace 'round these parts.