ERIS

HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS!

It hath been impressed upon my brain that I shouldst worship the Goddess with the joyous Name of Eris. Why, thou might ask, or then again thou mightest not, but nevertheless I will answer, because I am of chaos and to chaos I doth always return.

If thou woulds't worship Eris, then thou canst do as thou wilt, but if thou feelest like it, thou mayest read The Principia Discordia.

Of course, if thou would'st know even more, and ballance thy pineal gland truly, then thou should'st visit ERIS X and especially their links page, where I shalt be spending utter buttloads of my time.

But also, thou mightest seek out the extremely enlightened site known as Intergalactic House of Madness.


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