Isms

OOooookay..let's try out yet another totally cliche'd idea....a QUOTES page! Never seen one of THOSE, now have ye??!!! I thought not!! This is definately going to be an ongoing saga....I hear things that strike me as clever, or cute, or what the hey! maybe I just like the way the words ring together! Would you believe that my mother calls me her "odd" child?!

There will probably be several "in" jokes in here as well...if any of my faithful readers out there (all threee of ya :)) have any questions on something, just send me an e-mail and I'll try and clear things up for you to the best of my meager abilities.:) Adendum:I'm attempting to give proper credit to who ever is responsible for some of the verbal rhythms below..if you disagree, or if you know the name to someone I labeled as Anonymous, or you fell I'm ripping someone off, or you have a rabid purple weasel on your foot; WHATEVER, please let me know. >:)





"A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a corpse of course! That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mister Dead!"
-HAHAHAHAHAHAH, found, again, on Coolsigs





"My knight in shining armor is lost in the woods and too stubborn to ask for directions."
-The story of my life, found on Coolsigs





"That guy has the easiest behavior patterns to predict."
-Gourry (my beloved!)in regards to Zelgadis and his Amazing Wildly Swinging Moods, The Slayers NEXT!





"I'm not hanging around for this parade of crap."
-Zelgadis, The Slayers TRY!





ZORAC! ZORAC ROBERT YOU GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!!"
-Space Ghost, Space Ghost, Coast to Coast





"NO Gourry! Pushy boys NEVER get the cute girls!" -Lina Inverse, the Slayers NEXT!





"Idiots." -Zelgadis, The Slayers NEXT!





"I dunno..anyone who refers to himself as 'mysterious' gets a big ol' suspicious in my book."
-Amelia, The Slayers NEXT!





"Oh they'd break the whole world if they thought it'd make a pretty noise."
Nanny Ogg to Casanunda, Lords and Ladies, authored by Terry Pratchett





"What is this?? Hump a Limey Week?!"
-Otto, A Fish Called Wanda





"I do not think much of our profession. But contrasted with Respectability, 'tis comparativley honest."
The Pirate king, Pirates of Penzance





"Of course it's beautiful! Everything in Nature is beautiful! 'Less it's ugly."
-Arnold's Grandpa, Hey Arnold





"FAVORITE GAME: Risk. Um......Except I don't know how to play it really though...I just slam my 10" Luke Skywalker figure on the middle of the board and..claim I've won."
Belit- Sheri





*in a very thick, stereotypically Transylvanian accent*
"Children of de night! Shut up!"
- Count Vladmir Dracula, Love At First Bite





"In a ceety vhere taxicab drivers leeve in leettle cages, who'd afraid of a bat anymore? I'm not even a bat! I'm a black chicken! I'm a yenta vis skinny legs!..Take your hands off of me, you myopic dvarf!"
- Count Vladmir Dracula to Renfield, Love At First Bite (please excuse me for the horrible phonetics..I couldn't resist.:))





"I don't drink..vine. And I don't smoke...shit."
-Vladmir Dracula, Love At First Bite





"'1632..is that a year, Mikey?'
"Naw, Chunk, it's your top score on Pole Position.'"
-Chunk and Mouth, The Goonies (heehee! Pole Position! I haven't seen that in years!:))





"You'll never become a highly tuned killing machine if you don't put your heart into it! Asshole."
-Tank Girl
If anyone out there in Reader Land knows who has the rights to this comic book, and figures they can slip away from their warden for a few moments, I'd certainly appreciate you sharing the information. And the prescription medication.:)





"Beware the Monkey."
-I read this on the placemat at a Chinese resaurant recently.





"Yeah. It's my island."
Stephan, the Crazy Irishman, Braveheart





"Darth Maul is hot."
Me. After seeing The Phantom Menace>;)





"'In many ways they were too good, too trusting for their own health. They put too much trust in the stability of the Republic, failing to realize that while the body might be sound, the head was growing diseased and feeble, leaving it open to manipulation by such as the Emperor.'"
-Obi Wan Kenobi, in regards to the almost extinct Jedi, Star Wars, the adventures of Luke Skywalker,
Written by George Lucas.




"'This was the formal weapon of a Jedi knight,' explained Kenobi. 'Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. More skill than simple sight was required for it's use. An elegant weapon. It was a symbol as well. Anyone can use a blaster or a fusion cutter- but to use a lightsaber well was a mark of somone a cut above the ordinary.'"
-Obi Wan "Ben" Kenobi, Star Wars, from the adventures of Luke Skywalker,
Written by (who else?) George Lucas.




"It's not my fault!"
Han Solo, Star Wars trilogy




"It's not my fault!"
Lando Calrisian, Star Wars trilogy (I KNOW I misspelled his name!! LAY OFF!):)




"It's not my fault!"
C- 3PO, Star Wars trilogy




'"Hey, can I come? I love hospitals!'
'Dude, no you don't! You love Taco Bell!'"
Reemer and Coop, BASEketball


"A person who is nice to you, and then rude to the waiter is not a nice person."
Dave Berry


"No, you've got it all wrong! Love's supposed to be musty and hurtful!"
-Joel, MST3K


"Hello K-k-k-k-Ken's p-p-pets! WAKE UP! WAKE UP, LIMEY FISH!!!"
-Otto, A Fish Called Wanda


"Ummmm! Somethin' smells good! It's me!"
-The Cat, Red Dwarf


"Well, you said someone was gonna get hurt.."
"No I did NOT!"
"Oh. Where did I hear that?"
-Zorak & Space Ghost Space Ghost Coast to Coast


"One swift knee in the happy sacks and it'll go down like anyone else."
-Lister, Red Dwarf


"It's true, Christine: I'm not an angel, or a spirit, or a ghost. I'm Erik."
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera


"What about the Rimmer directive that states 'Never tangle with anything that has more teeth than the entire Osmand family.'"
-Rimmer, Red Dwarf


"The ghost in the Paris Opera existed. He was not, as was long believed, a delusion of the singers, a superstition of the managers, or a ludicrous fantasy concocted by the overheated brains of the dancers of the corps de ballet, their mothers, the ushers, the cloakroom attendants, and the concierge. Yes, he existed in flesh and blood, even though he gave himself every appearence of a real ghost, a true phantom."
-Gaston Leroux, The Phantom of the opera


"Last one alive's a wet ponse!"
-Lister, Red Dwarf


"With freedom comes responsibility-"
"With freedom comes..nudity."
-Space Ghost and Zorak Space Ghost Coast to Coast

"Yeah, they were all singing this song on the bus 'Jill's a crack whore, and I don't care, Jill's a crack whore, and I don't care, Jill's a crack whore, and I don't care, and satan is her pimp!' It was an..interesting bus ride."
-Celena

"I will not obsess,
I will not obsess,
I will not obsess...."
Lapel pin I saw at a bookstore


"Forget about world peace; visualize using your turn signal instead."
Bumpersticker I saw on the way to Yakima


"I'm as human as the next man;"
"Dad, I was the next man."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"If I love you, what buisness is it of yours?"
-Goethe


"Hey, don't knock the weather; if it didn't change occasionally, nine out of ten people wouldnt have anything to talk about."
-Unknown. Anyone out there have any clues?


"I want elephants, Joel, and lots of 'em!"
-Tom Servo, MST3K


"America has always had a problem with illegal immegration; ask any Indian."
-Unknown


"Still falls the rain;
Still falls the Night;
Be mine forever."
-Love Song For a Vampire, Dracula Soundtrack, Annie Lennox


"I'm possesed by the devil!"
"Micheal Eisner?!"
-Tom Servo (the M.E crack, anyways) A Touch of Satan, MST3K


"Sex is bo-o-o-o-o-oring."
-Sid Viscious


"Don't talk to me 'bout no Frankenstein;
He got a temper?-HA! He ain't got mine!"
-Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors


BACK you monkeys!"