naYa

NAME: Naya. Also known as "The Imp Magnet", "The Imp Pimp", and "STOPPIT!".
AGE: I'm not going to say until she starts ACTING it.:)
Description (physical): Short. Veeeeeery short. And she's purple. With a tail. Pull it! She loves that! She has short cropped dark hair, and is generally found in armour- ish ensemble.
Description (mental): Crazier than an outhouse rat. She was kept isolated in a cave for the first eighty or so of her immortal years, with only her freaky moms (AKA The FATES) for company. She developed an almost split personality and has trouble occasionally keeping herself together. She's very devoted to her friends ( to the point that you have to use a can of Crisco and a crow bar to pry her off of your leg)She really doesn't care for Fin too much, which is fine with him, since the only use he has for her is as an ottoman. It's always scary when two egos like that clash. Brrr.

Naya is fiercely protective and actually serves as Hades' bodyguard. Since he's IMMORTAL she doesn't see a whole of a lot of action. But she still kicks back in the Underworld, wasting time with the rest of us slackers,and generally hiding from her mothers. (Again, like the rest of us slackers. I dunno what is with the Underworld being an anti- mom zone.....) This is loads of fun since she recently found out that her dad is Ol' Smokey Drawers himself. I swear. That god and his penis........Anyhoo....Naya hangs around in the Underworld where I am tentatively teaching her magic. Essentially enough to protect herself but not harm any woodland animals or small children. I did teach her sword play....an occasion that I'd like to apologize for in advance. Actually, she's a very bright student, and a lovely girl once we bypass the drool. Naya's a great kid, and fits in down her very well. Eventually we might even let her take of the restraints.
Quote: "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDumdedumdumdodedooo-ooo......"

LEEEME 'LONE!