Surgeon Chat...

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds,"Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything
inside them is color-coded!"

The third surgeon says,"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in:  "You know, I like construction workers...
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:  "You're all wrong!  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!"

*Interesting Answering Machine Messages:

*OK, not entirely medical-related, but they are funny!... Enjoy!

                                 Leave Your Name at the Beep!  :-)

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you will leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

A is for Academics.  B is for Beer.  One of those reasons is why we're not here.  So,
leave a message.

Hi.  This is John.  If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.  If you are my parents, please send money.  If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.  If you are my friends, you owe me money.  If you are female, don't worry - I have plenty of money!

Hi.  Now, you say something.

Hi! I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead.  Wait for the beep!

Hello, I am Susan's answering machine.  What are you?

Hello!  If you leave a message, I'll call you soon.  If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call you sooner!

Hi!  Todd's answering machine is broken.  This is his refrigerator.  Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello, you are talking to a machine.  I am capable of receiving messages.  My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.  They give to charity through their office and do not need their pictures taken.  If you're still with me, leave your name & number and they will get back to you.

This is not an answering machine; this is a telepathic thought-recording device.  After the tone, think about your name, your phone number, and your reason for calling - and the owner will think about returning your call.

Hi.  I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.  Leave me a me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Hi, this is George.  I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.  Leave a message, then wait by your phone until I call you back.

If you are a burglar, then we're probably ome cleaning our weapons righ