* Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
* God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
* I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
* I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
* Keep honking while I reload.
* Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
* Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
* Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
* Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an
amusement park.
* EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
* Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
* If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
* If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
* Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
* Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
* My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something
like that.
* Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
* Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
* If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
* Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
More...
Great Bumper Stickers...
1.Horn broken - watch for finger.
2. Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
3.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
4.I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
5.If ignorance is bliss... then you must be orgasmic!
6.Jesus is coming... Everyone look busy!
7.Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
8.I got a gun for my wife... best trade I ever made.
9.So you're a feminist... I find that sexy!
10.To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.
11.Earth is the mental ward for the Universe.
12. Keep honking .... I'm reloading.
13. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
14. Hang up and drive!
15. My kid had sex with your Honor student.
16. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
17. Sometimes I wake up grumpy... Other times I let her sleep.
18. I want to die like my Grampa: In my sleep. Not yelling and
screaming like his passengers.
19. Montana: At least our cows are sane!
20. Guns don't kill people... Postal Workers do!
21. I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a
vegetarian!
22. If your kid is an honor student, who is the father?
23. When I was a child, I was told anyone could become president. Now I believe it!
24. Warning! Driver only carries $20.00 of ammunition.
EVEN MORE...
Great Bumper Stickers...
1. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell
phone up your ASS?
2. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
3. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
4. DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO
HIDE THE BODIES
5. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
6. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your
date!
7. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn
signal.
8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
10.Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off
now.
11. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle
drugs.
12. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
13. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with
your lips.
14. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and
spill your drink.
15. We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things
get worse.
16. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move
bodies.
17. Honk If You Want To See My Finger
