Nice ways to Say Someone is not too swift!

She's sharp as a marble!
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Not the brightest color in the crayon box
One patch shy of a crazy quilt.
An intellect somewhere between rock and moss
He has an LMC- low marble count
5 sandwiches short of a picnic
A couple of bananas short of a bunch
not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

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