When I Am Old

I shall wear purple with a red hat 
that does not suit me
and I shall spend my pension on brandy
and summer gloves and satin sandals, 
and say we’ve no money for butter.
 I shall sit down on the pavement 
when I am tired
 and gobble up samples in shops
 and  press alarm bells
 and run my stick along the public railings
 and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
Soon I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
 and pick flowers 
from other people’s gardens
 and learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts
 and grow more fat,
 and eat bread and a pickle for a week
 and hoard pens and pencils
 and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes 
that keep us dry
 and pay our rent
 and not swear in the street
 and set a good example for the children.
 We will have friends to dinner 
and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now
 so people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
 --when suddenly I am old --
 and start to wear purple.  
Jenny Joseph

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