"Talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering back, however, is a sign of insanity" - (attributed to Einstein)
I'm in the midst of studying for the bar and, needless to say, I'm finding it difficult to focus. I think it has something to do with the subject matter I'm studying right now: "Real Property and Future Interests". Yay. Another reason is the weather: it is so beautiful outside and it appears that summer has arrived early this year. As I struggle with cabin fever and a major case of cerebral diahrea, I have learned a few (useless) things about life that one cannot learn from the dusty books of the law (but things which one may discover as she struggles with boredom while reading one of those aforementioned law books). Hence, here are:
THINGS I LEARNED WHILE STUDYING FOR THE BAR:
1. Addiction to lip gloss is a serious illness. (Help me.)
2. Superglue also works on skin. I have the scars to prove it.
3. If you're ever curious about the effects of fire on human hair, make sure to pluck the hair out of your head before experimenting. (By the way, human hair burns quite quickly.)
4. Fredericks of Hollywood has a very nice selection of crotchless underwear.
5. Spider solitaire is much more challenging and fun than regular solitaire.
6. Jello sticks nicely to ceilings. Just make sure you have a young niece or nephew you can blame when someone notices it.
Oh, what boredom can teach you. Like the UNF says, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
