20 *great* ways to be ANNOYING

Jelly Bean's Guide to truly being a, "Little Devil."

- Some of these ideas come from Marnie Elliswoods' homepage. I would give you the adress but I can't type it right since one of the characters doesn't appear on my keyboard. If you really want to see her homepage, go to TWIST MAGAZINE and in links, then you'll find it!
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My Guide to being a, "Little, annoying, unsupportable, devil!"

1 - Finish all of your sentences with, "According to the prophesy."
2 - Take a pocket-recorder to school/work and record everything your teacher/boss is saying, let them hear it after wards.
3 - Stand up in front of everyone in class/meeting and say, "Excuse, may I have everyone's attention please?" When everyone looks at you, say, "Thank you very much." and sit down quietly.
4 - When you meet someone, smell their hair. If it smells good say, "Ah! Fresh manure!" If it smells bad say, "Ah! Flowers!"
5 - Use up all of the hot water in the tank, every morning!
6 - Sprinkle water all over your face and come out saying, "Gee- it's hot in there!"
7 - If you are sitting next to the window in class, open and close the curtains at least 50 times a day. If not- get up and do the same thing!
8 - Bring a portable radio to work and dance to the music (Don't put on any music, dance without any music!)
9 - Keep asking people if they hear that sound.
10 - Start laughing by yourself, then look at everyone and say, "gee you guys are weird!"
11 - When a cop pulls you over  for speeding say to him as soon as he gets to your window, "Your liscence and registrations please."
12 - Repeat every every second word word that you you say.
13 -When you talk to people, look somewhere else.
14 - When somebody is talking to you, bite your nails, scratch your head, sneeze, cough, look away.
15 - Sneeze 300 times a day and say that you're allergic to people.
16 -Smack people across the head and say there was a fly.
17 - Do the following little game:
Take a pen and grab someone's hand, on the wrist sy that it's the driveway, then draw a little house in the palm, then gather up some spit and spit in their hand and say, that's the swimming pool!
18 - Play with your food.
19 - Tell others not to play with their food, (even if they aren't)
20 - Act weird and let them wonder...