An open letter to Bambi and Bambi lovers
You disgust me Bambi.
You make me sick.
Every time I see the kids lining up outside your movie theatres
I wanna get a brick and smash your stupid fawn-shaped head in.
I don't regret that your mother died, Bambi.
I wish the hunter had caught you too and finished you off once and for all,
Bambi.
And when you were
learning to walk,
and you couldn't stand up without your
spindly stick legs spreading everywhere all over the place
I was just hoping a tree would fall over and smash your pathetic little limbs,
Bambi.
You disgust me Bambi.
You make me sick.
And I think I love you Bambi.
You're real cute.
Take my pink meatstick in your pretty little mouth, Bambi.
You disgust me.
You make me sick.
Sincerely,
SAGE
TRIP
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