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| The Perpetual Misery Calendar
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| Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday |
| Solitude Sunday | The Week Of Pretending To Be
Normal The Pain Of Unrequited Love Day |
Angst Afternoon (2-5pm) | Unbroken Stench of Universe Causes Productivity to Cease at Work Day | Human Nature Is Flawed Right Through Day | What Right Have I Got To Complain? Day | Clock Tower Sniper Celebration Day |
| Loneliness
Morning Drunk As an Escape Afternoon |
Is This All There Is To Life? Monday | Sadness day | Depression Day | I Don't Think People Would Forgive Me If They Knew Just How Bad I Really Am Thursday | Time Stands Still And Life Is Continuous Suffering, 2:59 PM | Shooting Spree Saturday |
| Occasional Bouts Of Maniaday | Born Failure Monday I Have No Excuse For My Behaviour Week |
Tormented Tuesday | Mall Bomber Wednesday | Hide Your Feelings Thursday | Unable To Confront Your Fears Friday | Deep Feelings Of Self- Loathing Saturday |
| Crying
Day Pray For All Out Nuclear War Night |
Happy Faces For Depression Monday | The Agony In The Traffic Jam
Afternoon (4:55pm - 7:21pm) |
I Don't Need A Reason To Feel Bitter Night | Everybody Dies In The End
Morning Tea, 10:30 PM Plagued By Doubt Day |
"I love you, my coffee cup" Day | Even Sex Has Lost Its Appeal Day |
| Ending Up In A Ball In The Corner, Crying, Chattering and Gnashing Your Teeth Sunday | Silent Misery Week In A City Of A Million People Loneliness is Even Easier to Achieve Day |
I'm No Good At Anything Tuesday | Why Can't People Be Happy?
Hour, 2pm - 3pm I Hate You All Day |
Moment Of Joy, 6:56am, Just
Before Waking Up. Troubled Youth Day |
Fearing That Another Weekend Will Be Wasted Mid-Afternoon 2PM - 5PM | Drunkenly Shagged The Wrong Person Night |
| Share Your Depression Meeting, St Bethany Graveyard 4 PM | Moanday Thoughts Can Drive a Person Crazy Week |
When Were All My Dreams Murdered? Day | Apprehension About Living Another Wednesday | Slack, Shit, Crap And Useless Thursday Day | Anniversary Of The Birth Of Human Misery, 60000 BC | Ice Cream Day At Last! |
(extract from "the diary of a really really really really tortured artist",
Copyright Leon Bambrick 1999, used with permission)
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