-Matte, I want to go out NOW!
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I have got a room of my own. I sleep in this hand basin in the guest bathroom. With the door closed. Matte (my Human) doesn't like the idea of a 15 lb cat landing on her in the middle of the night. I don't mind. As long as she doesn't sleep too long. |
| My first Christmas present was a rubber chicken that sounds when I bite it. I still keep it, but it isnīt so funny now, when I am used to real living mice. |
| I love to look good. When Matte puts garlands around my neck I keep them on until they fall off by accident. |
| Each day my Matte takes me to my job in her car. I work as a Churchyard Cat where I was born and bred. In the evening I am picked up by Matte. -Matte, I want to go out NOW! |
| This is my church and churchyard. A cat can't be in a better place. I have lots of trees to climb, bushes to prowl among and there are lots of mice and voles and things. I love my job. |
| Climbing trees is great! Sometimes I play squirrel and jump between the highest branches, sometimes I play panther and look out for enimies. |
| And enimies do exist! Here comes "a snake in the paradise" who thinks he can share my meadows. 30 seconds later the fight is a fact. I win. It is after all MY place. |
| It is not so bad when Matte comes to fetch me home. She honks the car's horn three times and I come. If I have the time... and feel like it... But I know I will get cat food at home. |
