Short, medium , or tall is perfectly acceptable. I like all types of women, light through dark . I do have a preference, however. There are three basic types. Short , with large breasts, medium with large breasts, and tall with large breasts. So as you can see I'm not stuck on one particular type. So as not to exclude anyone, let me explain further. Large is such a subjective word. Large to you and some one else could be two different things. Two me large is a "c" cup, to a "d" cup. A "dd" or larger is exceptional. Of course we all understand that height plays an important role , as well as inches. It is plain to see that I am knowledgeable in this area and I do have a genuine love for the mammary miss'es. But we've only just begun to scratch the surface of this titillating subject, for you see there is the small matter of Sir Issacc Newtons law of physics, particularly gravity.
There is a certain firmness that is to be appreciated in well shaped, well maintained breasts. Silicon breasts can be sheer perfection, it's true. However nothing , and I mean nothing, beats a pair of natural breasts no matter how imperfect they may seem. That after all is what makes them perfect. I like looking at silicon just as much as the next guy, but I prefer the natural slope of breasts that are just beginning to sag from old age. If I had it my way, I would insist on a disclaimer at all beauty contests identifying the contestants that had breast augmentation. I truly dont feel they should be in the same contest. Much the same as body builders on steroids shouldn't compete on the same stage as user free contestants. Well I've said enough about that. I haven't talked about the Ariolas or the nipples yet.
I like very large and prickly Ariolas and large pointy nipples that are very pronounced. Unfortunately for me a lot of women with large breasts dont have very large nipples. The small breasted women tend to have the really nice nipples. It's gods way of spreading the joy around. Which brings up a good point, small breasted women with large nipples qualify as being in the same categorie as large breasted women with small nipples.Then of course you have the wide breasted type with very little cleavage, and well rounded women with a lot of cleavage, with combinations in between. I've spent a lot of time talking about breasts.
In Barney's superficial world there's not much else on my mind. I've attempted to explain the dynamics and nuances of such an overlooked area in the male psyche. I can only hope that you can fully appreciate my love for this subject. There are so many other strengths that women have, but in Thackknuckles world the focus can only be on a select few things. In Thackknuckles cyberspace he is limited by the omnipotent byte.
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