Beam me aboard Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do, Captain?
Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down on this planet!
Biochemists wear designer genes...
Black holes really suck...
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3
Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
Breaking into the Pattern room just 'cause it's there is sillier than climbing Mount Everest just 'cause it's there, because Mount Everest doesn't have a gang of psychopathic millenaries who will chase you around and be upset at you for the rest of your very short life.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your income will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Donuts!!!
I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
I came, I saw - and I went farther...
I can't get no sad connection! Oh no no no!!!
I do not like visitors - Stay a while - Stay forever!
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
I haven't lost my mind: it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but am sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant to say...Which is... You can do it anyway you want to as long as you do it my way first......!
I think that I shall never see, A billboard as lovely as a tree. And if perchance that tree should fall, It will make a sound as it crushes your skull.
If all else fails, REBOOT (works almost every time)!
If at first you don't succeed.....CHEAT!
If at first you don't suceed, fail, fail again!
If God is Love, and Love is Blind, is Ray Charles God?
If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
If it wont fit... Use a bigger hammer !!!
If Music be the Food of Love Logon!
If Q were castrated, would he become O?
If there's no way, we'll make one!
If they throw lemons, make lemonade
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
If you can't feel it, you won't understand.
If you don't want a power shut off, DO BACKUPS !!
If you learn from mistakes, you'll learn a lot today...
If you want your PC a Gameboy, type at C: WIN
I'm an Instant Asshole - just add Alcohol!
I'm heavy on wire.
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I'm looking for myself, have you seen me anywhere?
I'm not cuddly all the time...I'm just myself...
I'm not racist, I hate everyone
I'm too sexy for this cookie
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Information demands to be free for only mediocre people like censorship. Unfortunately, one can't be totally opposed to some form of censorship as personal feelings are always involved.
Intel inside... and outside???
Is there a life before coffee?
It has been shown that laboratory research causes cancer in rats.
It isn't so easy to be the God
It just doesn't get any (ETA than this ...
It`s not a trick, it`s a.... I`ll find the problem.
It's better to be late arriving than not to arrive at all...
It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not to have it.
It's like, at the end, there's this surprise quiz: am I proud of me? I gave my LIFE to become the person I am right now! Was it worth what I paid?
It's not a bug, it's me.
It's not a bug... it's a feature.
It's not a good idea to have a coffee drinking contest.
It's not how big it is, but how long it stays up...
It's sweet to be remembered, but cheaper to be forgotten...
The rule of all software: The ratio of how useless a software package really is is in direct proportion to the time spent on it.
The speed of the Web is inversly proportional to how many people you are demonstrating it to....
The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter...
The Universe is just one of those things that happen from time to time.
There are two ways of thinking: mine and the wrong one...
There is a place in hell for me and my friends...
There is no freshness date on software; bits do not spontaneously cay. If it worked yesterday, but isn't working today, assume the Corrollary to the Golden Rule.
There is no way to Freedom. Freedom IS the way.
This is your last life! Sorry, you lose!
This COOKIE is Shareware. Send me 10$ to register!
This post is made of 100% recycled electrons
Through experiencing fear, one learns bravery.
Time is money - especially in Telecom
To do is to be (Hegel). To be is to do (Marx). Doobeedoobeedoo (Sinatra)
To go to a small expensive school is like living in a bottle!
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Your 486 is too fast? Come to us! Microsoft....
Your FUTURE starts TODAY!
YOUR WORST DAY IS STILL TO COME
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