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Updated Jan. 13, 2002

THE ENRON SCANDAL -- The Beginning Of The End For The Bush Administration!

The right-wing wanted scandal -- now they've got plenty!


I haven't laughed so hard since December 12, 2000 -- the day that the U.S. Supreme Court anointed George W. Bush as president while pretending its decision was nonpartisan -- as I've laughed over the Enron debacle. And I expect to be laughing louder and longer as the whole Enron story plays out in the weeks to come!

For eight years, the right-wing shrieked "Whitewater!" and "Travelgate!" and "Paula Jones!" in a series of savage attempts at politically-manufactured scandal, none of which stuck too well to then-President Clinton, their arch- enemy. Well, the right-wing has scandal galore now! And it isn't manufactured politically, either. The collapse of Enron Corporation, one of the largest corporate disintegrations in American history, is absolutely rife with scandal -- only the names involved are not "Clinton" and "McDougal," but "Cheney" and "Bush" and "Ashcroft!"

Ah yes, there is scandal aplenty, and more scandal yet to come! George W. Bush's good buddy and largest campaign contributor, Enron CEO Kenneth Lay, tried himself (and ordered his henchmen to try) to get special favors and preferential treatment for his failing energy behemoth from the very top levels of the Bush administration. This, after Lay prevented Enron employee-shareholders from selling their stock, while the company's share price plummeted wiping out the life savings of thousands.

Defrauding the shareholders and his employees is the least of Lay's perfidy. As Enron's shady accounting practices and hidden zillions in debt were slowly becoming public, Lay and other top executives helped themselves to tens of millions in bonuses from the company's evaporating coffers. Yes, the "little people" were ruined, but not Lay and his crew -- they reaped gigantic incomes, and they sold off the majority of their stock while the shares were still valuable.

On top of those almost-unbelievable acts of outright thievery and fraud by Lay and company, Enron's auditor -- Arthur Anderson LLC, one of the world's top and most respected accounting firms -- has disclosed that it intentionally destroyed thousands of documents relating to Enron and its finances, and who knows what else! Could it be that those documents may have too-prominently featured the names of George W. Bush, his Attorney General, his Energy Secretary, his Vice-President, and other Cabinet officials? Attorney General John Ashcroft at least is already running scared. He quickly announced he was disqualifying himself from the Justice Department's investigation of Enron, because he had accepted tens of thousands of dollars in contributions to his own failed Senate campaign from Lay's company!

Scandal, indeed! And a few items previously made public with little fanfare will now, no doubt, receive more attention. Like the fact that Enron executives and managers, during the 2000 Bush campaign, received orders from the top regarding the sum they would individually be contributing to George W.'s presidential bid. Not suggesting a contribution, mind you -- ORDERING them to contribute from their personal funds to the Bush campaign!

There have been reliably-substantiated rumors for months, now, that Lay and Enron were well-represented in the practically- secret meetings with Vice President Dick Cheney regarding the nation's energy policy, early on in 2001. Cheney and the White House have refused to disclose exactly who met with the V.P. or exactly what was discussed, in spite of grumbling from some members of Congress to find out just what went on. Expect that grumbling to be renewed, at ear-splitting volume, as the Enron scandal grows deeper and wider.

To employ one of Bush's favorite cliche's, "Make no mistake" -- there is real scandal here beyond anything the right-wing tried to cook up against Bill Clinton! Scandal, and with that scandal is going to come in rapid succession disgrace, and resignations, and prison, both at Enron and in the Bush administration. Among a different crowd, there would also have been a few suicides, but that sort of suicide proceeds from an overwhelming sense of shame -- and everyone involved in this debacle has already proven that they have no shame at all.

How, you may well ask, could a man like Lay think he was going to get away with this? He and his executives and directors constructed a terrifyingly-Byzantine web of shadowy corporate connections and undisclosed partnerings, to hide Enron's staggering debts from shareholders, creditors, and every agency of the government. Then he lied to employees to prevent them from unloading billions in Enron stock held in their 401(k) retirement accounts, while meanwhile profiting enormously from his own holdings. Knowing quite well that the company was headed for the skids, he paid himself and his top cronies millions and millions in bonuses, like some demented Lord Bountiful raiding one of America's biggest piggy-banks. And, Lay somehow convinced a gigantic and reputable accounting firm to "cook the books!"

That's a damned enormous set of lies, and considering how easy it is to get caught in even the simplest lie, it seems absolutely incredible that Lay clearly expected to get away with it. Incredible, that it, unless you consider that he may have thought he had the President and Vice-President and Attorney General of the United States in his pocket. If so, where do you suppose he got that notion? Maybe from the principals themselves? Only those principals likely had no idea of just how colossal and imminent the crash of Enron was going to be!

Yes, dear readers, scandal and disgrace and resignations and imprisonment. All the things the right-wing clamored for all those years, and now they have them "in spades" as my old Grammy would have phrased it! Except that it's the members of their revered team, their own shining conservatives, supposed guardians of moral purity and fiscal restraint, who are getting tarred with the sticky black brush of scandal, who are seeing their names coupled with disgrace, who may be considering resignation, or living with the dread of financial ruin and the horror of imprisonment, as the Enron scandal gets larger with every passing day. Sort of a good joke on the most loudmouthed of the Clinton-bashing right-wingers, eh? I can never quite recall the author of the saying, "Be careful what you wish for -- you might get it." Well, the ultraconservatives and reactionaries wished mightily for scandal, and now by god they have all the scandal they wanted. Just not hung on the guy they wanted to disgrace, alas for their poor pipe-dreams!

Rejoice, America! The Enron scandal is already making deep inroads among Bush officials -- some fifteen top administration members were just forced to disclose that they owned Enron stock -- and as the Congressional investigation, the Justice Department inquiry, and the Securities & Exchange Commission investigations dig deeper and deeper, this scandal is bound to make hash of 'President' Bush and his gang of right-wing cronies, politically. They got him into the Oval Office with a shoehorn -- now maybe their greed and smugness is going to get Bush booted out, and what a triumph for democracy and fair play that will be!



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