Mouse House
An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
week."
The accountant took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the accountant took the frog out, smiled at
it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The accountant said, "Look I'm an accountant. I don't
have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
