Please don't bother to take this test if

What caused your heterosexuality?
Childhood Genetic Other

How and when did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
At birth At puberty Was there a choice?

Does your heterosexuality stem from a neurotic fear of others of your own sex?
Yes No Whatever

Heterosexuals usually have histories of failed gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
Yes No Whatever

If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
I just know Okay, I don't know I have and I hated it I have and I loved it

Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
Yes No Whatever

To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality?
NB: Categories are inclusive, and start with Friends, moving up to CNN. For example, selecting Workmates means you have disclosed it to your friends and your workmates.
Friends Workmates Parents CNN

Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality?
I'm an exhibitionist I'm looking for new converts I just don't care

If you nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they will face?
Yes No Whatever

Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into heterosexual behaviour?
They're lonely They're nasty They're desperate

Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
They like sex They're looking for love They're bored

Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrow, restrictive, stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy roleplaying?
I'd be lost without it It's the way things are I like it

Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Procreation Pleasure Boredom

Despite all the support that marriage receives from society, the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships amongst heterosexuals?
They're incapable of commitment Their relationships are based solely on sex They use children as pet substitutes

The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
Yes No Whatever

Considering the menace of over-population, how could the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual?
Genocide Cannibalism Mass exodus to other planets

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