What caused your heterosexuality?
43.42% - Genetic
29.96% - Childhood
26.61% - Other

How and when did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
43.94% - Was there a choice?
40.85% - At puberty
15.21% - At birth

Does your heterosexuality stem from a neurotic fear of others of your own sex?
61.62% - No
24.93% - Whatever
13.45% - Yes

Heterosexuals usually have histories of failed gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
65.72% - No
17.85% - Whatever
16.43% - Yes

If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
41.36% - Okay, I don't know
33.14% - I just know
19.27% - I have and I loved it
06.23% - I have and I hated it

Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
48.85% - No
29.77% - Yes
21.39% - Whatever

To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality?
34.90% - CNN
33.52% - Friends
22.65% - Parents
06.93% - Workmates

Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality?
59.02% - I just don't care
25.79% - I'm an exhibitionist
15.19% - I'm looking for new converts

If you nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they will face?
45.87% - Yes
38.18% - Whatever
15.95% - No

Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into heterosexual behaviour?
40.96% - They're lonely
33.43% - They're desperate
25.61% - They're nasty

Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
54.92% - They like sex
22.54% - They're looking for love
22.54% - They're bored

Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrow, restrictive, stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy roleplaying?
41.49% - It's the way things are
35.23% - I like it
23.28% - I'd be lost without it

Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
66.20% - Pleasure
23.94% - Boredom
09.86% - Procreation

Despite all the support that marriage receives from society, the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships amongst heterosexuals?
52.66% - They're incapable of commitment
41.42% - Their relationships are based solely on sex
29.59% - They use children as pet substitutes

The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?