This is so incredible. I just do not believe this. Look what I got in the mail:

FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION
PRESS RELEASE

Dear Mr. or Ms. Journalist:

We the members of "People United in Deviate Sexuality" are sick and tired of being subjected to the scornful derision of the press. As stewardesses are now "flight attendants" and housewives are "domestic engineers," we take pleasure in announcing the adoption of new, non-pejorative appellations to describe the sexually different:

New Acceptable Term Old Derisive Term
Unassisted Orgasm Engineer Masturbator
Semen Retention Specialist Impotent
Nonprotruberant Genital Administrator Needledick
Penis Service Provider Slut
Genital Visibility Specialist Exhibitionist
Spherical Orgasm Seminar Circle Jerk
Recumbent Penis Technician Cocksucker
Rectal Recreation Ranger Fistfucker
Sphincter Sports Equipment Manager Fistfuckee
Freelance Gluteal Ambassador Buttfucker
Coital Colleague of the Defunct Necrophiliac

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