This is so incredible. I just do not believe this. Look what I got in the mail:
Dear Mr. or Ms. Journalist:
We the members of "People United in Deviate Sexuality" are sick and tired
of being subjected to the scornful derision of the press. As stewardesses
are now "flight attendants" and housewives are "domestic engineers," we take
pleasure in announcing the adoption of new, non-pejorative appellations
to describe the sexually different:
New Acceptable Term
Old Derisive Term
Unassisted Orgasm Engineer
Masturbator
Semen Retention Specialist
Impotent
Nonprotruberant Genital Administrator
Needledick
Penis Service Provider
Slut
Genital Visibility Specialist
Exhibitionist
Spherical Orgasm Seminar
Circle Jerk
Recumbent Penis Technician
Cocksucker
Rectal Recreation Ranger
Fistfucker
Sphincter Sports Equipment Manager
Fistfuckee
Freelance Gluteal Ambassador
Buttfucker
Coital Colleague of the Defunct
Necrophiliac