Writer, raconteur, sportsman, Ernest Hemingway was a man's man. He could write like a poet, live like a king, and annoy a whole herd of sheep all at once. He was also remarkably prolific, because in addition to his documented oeuvre of nineteen novels and forty-six short stories there were also these rumored lost works:

An ironic paean against dairy products:
"To Half-and-Half -- NOT!"

A darkly-comic essay about gaining weight:
"More Room for Belt Holes"

His essay detailing a painful ailment acquired frequenting Parisian brothels:
"This Anal Psoriasis"

The tragic telling of a married man's fling with a dominatrix:
"Affair, Welted Arms"

And lastly, the recollection of how a man's midlife crisis drives him across the globe to Pamplona where he's trampled to death:
"A Move, A Bull, Feets"