That's not funny !!!





A few quotes ?

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." --Lynne Lavner

"I just go crazy when I hear these people on the stages on gay pride rallies going on and on how 'We're just like everyone else.' Then a seven-and-a-half-foot drag queen comes walking by and opens his butterfly wings and I just think, 'Yeah, we're just like everyone else.' I think we should celebrate who we are. I don't need anyone's approval." --Lea DeLaria in a Nov. 28 interview with San Diego's Gay & Lesbian Times.

"What do Lesbians do on the second date ? Bring the U-Haul." "What do Gay men do on the second date ? What second date?"
--Lea Delaria

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a man talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."

"I don't have the time every day to put on makeup. I need that time to clean my rifle. "
-- Henriette Mantel

"Just by being out you're doing your part. It's like recycling. You're doing your part for the environment if you recycle; you're doing your part for the gay movement if you're out."
--Martina Navratilova to San Francisco Bay Times.

"Let me listen to me and not to them."
- Gertrude Stein



Yes it's funny !

Q: What do you call 200 armed lesbians? A: Militia Etheridge. (With thanks to Kate Clinton)

Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 5...1 to screw it in and 4 to bitch about the man who invented it!

Q: How many lesbian is needed to put a new bulb in the cieling-lamp?? A: 5, one to change the bulb and 4 in the crew to make a documentary picture out of it.

Q: What do you call a woman who can't get her tongue back in her mouth? A: A lesbian with a hard on!

Q: What does one lesbian say to another? A: "Your face or mine?"

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