That's not funny !!!
A few quotes ?
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred
sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God
doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
--Lynne Lavner
"I just go crazy when I hear these people on the stages on gay
pride rallies going on and on how 'We're just like everyone
else.' Then a seven-and-a-half-foot drag queen comes walking by
and opens his butterfly wings and I just think, 'Yeah, we're just
like everyone else.' I think we should celebrate who we are. I
don't need anyone's approval."
--Lea DeLaria in a Nov. 28 interview with San Diego's Gay &
Lesbian Times.
"What do Lesbians do on the second date ? Bring
the U-Haul."
"What do Gay men do on the second date ? What
second date?"
--Lea Delaria
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When
a man talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."
"I don't have the time every day to put on makeup.
I need that time to clean my rifle. "
-- Henriette Mantel
"Just by being out you're doing your part. It's like recycling.
You're doing your part for the environment if you recycle; you're doing
your part for the gay movement if you're out."
--Martina Navratilova to San Francisco Bay Times.
"Let me listen to me and not to them."
- Gertrude Stein
Yes it's funny !
Q: What do you call 200 armed lesbians?
A: Militia Etheridge. (With thanks to Kate Clinton)
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 5...1 to screw it in and 4 to bitch about the man who invented it!
Q: How many lesbian is needed to put a new bulb in the cieling-lamp??
A: 5, one to change the bulb and 4 in the crew to make a documentary picture
out of it.
Q: What do you call a woman who can't get her tongue back in her mouth?
A: A lesbian with a hard on!
Q: What does one lesbian say to another?
A: "Your face or mine?"