People always claim that they end up in the longest queue in a shopping market line. When you think about it, the longest queue has the most people in it, making it more likely that you'll be in it.
I usually join the queue with the shortest virtual length as opposed to the shortest actual length. A queue with a family of 5 is the same actual length as 5 single people, but it's 1/5th of the virtual length.
Hello, and welcome to "Mysteries of the Mundane" with your host Stephanie…

7:15 am - I was just sitting here popping out Androcur tabs to reduce the space they take up. I was putting them in an old Vitamin E bottle when I thought "You know, a whole bunch of unmarked white pills in a bottle in my luggage would look like…" I then placed them into one of the Androcur boxes and I guess I'll deal with having a little bit less room in my luggage if it means I don't get arrested.

8:20 pm - I believe I have discovered a new constant of physics.
"Steph's Theorem - Money, if left for a sufficiently long period of time, will spontaneous transform into books."