Oh, stop complaining about having this purple toilet!!! It's just a little different from a conventional whitewashed toilet, that's all!!! Well, we all know what you're here for, and you'll probably be here for quite a while, so I've put in some interesting stuff for you to look at while you're......er.......attending to your "business".


There are a lot of things you can do while you're at "it". This is probably the only time when you will sit still, so why not write your friend a PostCard, a friend whom you haven't contacted in months, years, (who knows how long you've desserted your friend!). How about The Personality Test, find out what kind of person you are, introvert or extrovert; thinking or feeling; intuition or sensitive? Or you may want to write a love letter to that someone special in your life!! A bunch of flowers over the Internet won't be such a bad idea!

If you came in here because you're just a bit down these days, and want to be by yourself, try the Tarot Cards, and see what it says about your current situation. It might help!! Or you can lighten things up with a bit of comics, try out some of the comic strip, such as The World's Most Famous Dog: Snoopy, Tank Girl, the world's favorite slacker Bart Simpson, Hothead Paisan, the Homicideal Lesbian Terrorist, or my heroine Mo. Go for a course of Animation 101 at Warner Brothers Animation Or talk to The cat with an attitude

You can also go on a Virtual Around-the-world Tour, start with where you are right now, which is Hong Kong, the Pearl of the Orient then we can go off and visit other cities and places like Toronto, Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York City, Soho, Paris, Florence, Milan, Berlin, or go Downunder and cuddle those cute, fluffy Koalas. Or take a stroll at Central Park

Ok, if you're not a backpacker, let's see what else you can do. Hey, what about singing? That's what we all do in the shower! We can be who we want to be in our own bathroom, we can be The Goddess: Madonna, the band from Ireland: The Cranberries, Pet Shop Boys, Alanis Morissette or Sting.

We can always grab a fashion magazine and leaf through pages and pages of latest designs by famous designers like Donna Karan, Todd Oldham, Katherine Hamnett, Calvin Klein, Dries Van Noten, Vivienne Westwood, Sonia Rykiel, Jil Sander, Giorgio Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, John Galliano, Romeo Gigli, Vera Wang, Johanna Ho and dream of one day having the perfect body to wear all these fabulous designer clothes. (Dream on, babe!)

None of these interest you? God! You're a pain, I went into great lengths collecting all these stuff so that you can have an enjoyable time in the loo, and you said you don't like one bit of it.

OKAY, THAT'S IT!! GET OUT, NOWWWWW!


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