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| No self respecting web site shoule be without a bunch of cats. Here are some of those that have been in my life | |||||||
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Ellie is the lady that lets me live in her house. (70 Kbytes) |
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| This monster, Piewacket by name, is a Birman and was my mother's first cat. Alas,
Wacky is no more but mother has four others including a breeding queen.
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Doris was a lady and half of a double act with her sister Elsie who sadly drowned.
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| Toby the slut. Hand-reared, he liked nothing better than to lie on his back in your, limp as a
damp dish-rag.
Hi speciality was knowing exactly how to upset visiting strangers. When a lady expert in all things plant-like was being
shown the garden Toby got into the middle of a border and started excavating crown imperial bulbs. When the new secretary
arrived for her frst day Toby got on the desk, leaned back against the keys of her typewiter legs splayed and licked himself
into an erection. You get the idea?
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Janus is a Silver Tabby Point Siamese. Brought up by Toby, he's a bully and a cad and one
of the most beautiful cats I know. He once chased Doris to the top of a slanting pine tree. Once she had no further to go she turned and
threw him out of the tree resulting in him spending the next two months with one of his back legs in plaster.
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| Properly named Anthony Wedgewood-Benn, commonly called Wedgie. This moggie was a big
brave hunter spending days in the forest, living off pheasant or whatever else he could find. But in sight of a human he instantly
became a bear of very little brain.
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