[WebBot HTML Markup Component]Who the heck is this Anne person, anyway?

I'm a 30-something transgendered person, living in Lousiville (oops, Louisville), Kentucky, when I'm not in my van on an interstate somewhere. I don't declare myself to be anything more specific than transgendered. I'm very public about my transgenderism, and am liable to show up nearly anywhere in femme attire, including some places most normal trannies never would consider going. I really prefer going to clubs where I like the music, not necessarily gay places - I circulate in straight society "enfemme", and if someone doesn't like it, that's their problem, not mine. So far, I get questions and odd looks, but no serious trouble. I can deal with that.

  • Date of birth 06-22-59. Yep, I'm on the cusp betwitxt Gemini and Cancer. Read a book once called "Sexual Astrology" that stated that most crossdressers are Geminis, while TS's seem to be Cancers and Tauruses. Guess that's fitting.

  • Height: 6' /flats. Too tall? Screw you, I'll wear my 3" stilettos..

  • Weight: 235, used to be 350 - looking indecent in a short dress is a good diet incentive. Normally, I wear business suits, but I reserve the right to wear a slutty little black dress...

  • Source of income: I'm a Pornographer. Sort of kidding - actually, I rent porno movies to rednecks for a living. Now, if you want, you can order a video from me, but I'll warn you, I don't have a lot of TG stuff - people in Okolona, KY., and Jeffersonville, IN. don't rent that stuff

  • Eyes: Blue, or red, depending on how long my contacts have been in. The price we pay for having big beautiful eyes...

  • Hair: brown. I wear it long, proudly. It's all mine - wigs are against my religion.

  • Drink: Guinness Stout. When the CEOs of the 4 largest beer companies met for a competition, the presidents of Coors, Corona, and Anheuser-Busch each ordered their Coors, Corona, and Budweiser, respectively. The president of Guinness ordered a Coke, since the other CEOs weren't ordering beer....I've been known to enjoy single-malt Scotches, mostly Islay malts (Bowmore 21 year old is my favorite), good wines, tequila (Herradura Gold, Sauza Commemorativo, and Cuervo 1800), and Dom Perig'non champagne. Yeah, I know I'm from Kentucky, and I've listed no bourbon - can't drink the stuff, I'm allergic.

  • Politics: Registered Republican, but I really hate bible-thumping ultraconservative jerks like Frank Simon and Jesse Helms. I also hate welfare leeches. I am a conservative, and these guys aren't- they are the Christian version of National Socialists. I believe that people must have the right to do as they wish, do business in an ethical manner, without interference from government and religious dogma. and I've lobbied Congress for passage of a TG-inclusive ENDA and hate crimes reporting, but at the same time, I think that women that have kids out of wedlock don't need to ask for my tax money or my sympathy. I voted for Ford in '76, Reagan in '80 and '84, Bush in '88 (Who the heck thought that Michael Dukakis was qualified to be President, anyway?), Perot in '92, and Clinton in '96 (OK, so he's a dope-smoking philanderer, he's doing a good job). I worked for Bush in '80 and Ford in '76, and would someday like to run for office. As if anyone would vote for a transgendered beer-swilling rock-singing pornographer. By the way, I'm a member of "It's Time! Kentuckiana!", a political advocacy group trying to enact civil rights protection in law for transgendered Kentuckians and Hoosiers, and have lobbied the US Congress twice for same. Join us, please!

  • Ability to pass: Very well. I just place a pump on the right pedal, and pull into the left lane....I pass very effectively that way.....

  • MAIN INTERESTS: Classic Rock Music, keyboards, car mechanics, driving, aviation, graphic design, writing, movies, singing karaoke, web site design, cats.

  • Love Life: None at present. I have this friend named Amy McCorkle, the greatest person on the face of the earth. Hopefully, someday....Until then, I'm open to suggestions.

  • SO THE ANSWER TO THE BIG QUESTION THAT YOU'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK: AM I A "CD" OR "TS"?

  • The answer is..........

    WHATEVER!


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