The only way to test your fag to see if he's butch !!!

1. Hold a pair of pumps in front of him. Does he try them on ?

2. Ask him if he's familiar with beating on a face ?

3. Has he ever worn a wig ?

4. Does he become nervous watching you put on lipstick ?

5. Does he know more about your wardrobe than you ?

6. Is he infatuated with Martha Stewart ?

7. Does he record Melrose Place religiously ?

8. Does he routinely use the word "girl" ?

9. Does Tommy Hilfiger coordinate his wardrobe ?

10. Does he sashay when he walks ?

If you answer yes to any of the above questions please refer him to a butch man for education. If it's not already too late !

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