Top 10 Things That Make You A True Fag Hag

10. You can beat on a face with the best of 'em.

9. You can apply flawless lip liner.

8. You know every RuPaul song.

7. You can quote every line from "Pricilla, Queen of The Desert". ("Looks like Bernadette left her cake out in the rain.")

6. Your make-up and hair are flawless.

5. You enter a gay bar for the first time and you end up leaving with more phone numbers of gay men than your Fag.

4. You can drink as much or even more than your fag.

3. You cried all the way through "Jeffery".

2. You look at a guy and immediately know if he is your fags type or not.

1. You rejoice as much as your fag\queen does when he\she gets a new wig!

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